Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[EeveeElectro]

...I'm waiting for the punchline.

 

[ae86gamer]

I know its wrong, because someone died, but I couldn't help but remember the boy from Willy Wonka who fell into the chocolate river.

 

[Mockingjay]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

 

[Fightgarr]

I am a chocolatier actually. I now have a reason to think that what I do is dangerous. Albeit being the chocolatier for a small, specialty chocolate shops means I don't use vats I use small melting pots and I don't have an agitator I have to stir it myself. Anyway, that's tragic to have happen and is not the most fun thing to explain to relatives.

 

[timmytom1]

I`m going to hell i know that much ,anyways condolences to the familiy maybe that will earn me a stay in purgatory instead

 

[Zenode]

Was i the only one that though of Charlie and the Chocolate factory or to be more precise...this

 

[Zeraki]

It is very sad that the man died, and that picture of his coworker just hammers that fact home. But at the same time I couldn't help but laugh. Well, at least they don't have to worry about sugar coating the story for others.

 

[Snowalker]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

Me Too!

 

[bodyklok]

...I'm waiting for the punchline.

'Family say they'll have open casket funeral, so they won't have to pay for a buffet'?
'He got his just desserts'?
'Now thats what I call a sticky end'?
'Revenge is sweet'?
'Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate'?
'Stay away from the river Augustus!'?
'NOM NOM NOM!'?

EDIT: Oh and thanks to Tank207
'Well, at least they don't have to worry about sugar coating the story for others.'

 

[Strong Intelligent]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

"Happy Valentines, Clarice..."

 

[murphy7801]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

"Happy Valentines, Clarice..."

Nothing says love like chocolate which some has died in!

 

[The Hairminator]

If I fell into chocolate the chocolate would have reason to be afraid, not me.

 

[bodyklok]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

 

[Duh]

lol
Death By Chocolate
the famous Unabooboo case (get the reference)?

 

[EeveeElectro]

...I'm waiting for the punchline.

'Family say they'll have open casket funeral, so they won't have to pay for a buffet'?
'He got his just desserts'?
'Now thats what I call a sticky end'?
'Revenge is sweet'?
'Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate'?
'Stay away from the river Augustus!'?
'NOM NOM NOM!'?

EDIT: Oh and thanks to Tank207
'Well, at least they don't have to worry about sugar coating the story for others.'

That deserves a LOL!

 

[Dooly95]

...I'm waiting for the punchline.

'Family say they'll have open casket funeral, so they won't have to pay for a buffet'?
'He got his just desserts'?
'Now thats what I call a sticky end'?
'Revenge is sweet'?
'Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate'?
'Stay away from the river Augustus!'?
'NOM NOM NOM!'?

EDIT: Oh and thanks to Tank207
'Well, at least they don't have to worry about sugar coating the story for others.'

Damn it, and I was doing so well not laughing at this poor man's death too.

 

[Mockingjay]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

God damn it, my fantasy is ruined.