Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[bodyklok]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

God damn it, my fantasy is ruined.

Muhahahahahahahaha! Now that has made my day.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

God damn it, my fantasy is ruined.

Mine has just begun! *puts gag in mouth*

 

[bodyklok]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

God damn it, my fantasy is ruined.

Mine has just begun! *puts gag in mouth*

The fuck?

 

[Rajin Cajun]

"Stay away from the tank Augustus!"

Now we know why Willy Wonka told that fat German kid to stay away from the vat and all this time I thought it was because Wonka hated fat kids and Germans.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I want to be the guy. Seriously

OMNOMNOM

You want to get brained by an agitator?

[sub]Pictured: An agitator.[/sub]

I'm sure if he were alive he'd say something along the lines of. "Be my guest"

God damn it, my fantasy is ruined.

Mine has just begun! *puts gag in mouth*

The fuck?

I would wrestle crocodiles If I had the chance.

 

[metamorphisis]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

I didn't even realise that it wasn't called an alligator until i saw this post... it's strange the wierd things that i just accept...

 

[TK421]

It's sad that he died, but the way he died is pretty hilarious.

 

[Bat Vader]

I would feel bad for the guy if I was not laughing so much.

 

[JBarracudaL]

I read this and the song Death By Chocolate by Sia appeared in my head. Oh brain, you are so comically relevant.

 

[j0z]

That is quite funny, I am a terriable person.
That story is incomplete, there was foul play, the other guy pushed him in after he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with the poor guy. As the alligator hit the guy's head, the other guy said, "Revenge is a dish best served cold, with lots of chocolate toppings."
RIP, Mr Chocolate Vat Man

 

[MBFCPresident]

I like chocolate.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

...I'm waiting for the punchline.

'Family say they'll have open casket funeral, so they won't have to pay for a buffet'?
'He got his just desserts'?
'Now thats what I call a sticky end'?
'Revenge is sweet'?
'Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate'?
'Stay away from the river Augustus!'?
'NOM NOM NOM!'?

EDIT: Oh and thanks to Tank207
'Well, at least they don't have to worry about sugar coating the story for others.'

and...

Whats the difference between chocolate from that factory and a kitkat?

You know there's always only four fingers in a kitkat.

I'll get my coat...

 

[Pandalisk]

If only he was a villian,thrn i could use the "I Guess He Got His, Just Desserts" line

 

[duchaked]

lol well at least that's not a completely lame way to die
I mean, chocolate...yes...
(when I first the title, I thought it was gonna say "man dies after falling into chocolate coma"

 

[Internet Kraken]

Fuck, what a horrible way to go. Getting hit by an agitator and then drowning in a vat of warm, sticky chocolate.

 

[Kruxxor]

"Stay away from the tank Augustus!"

Save some room for later, Augustus!

 

[JayDub147]

I will never again be able to watch Willy Wanka with a straight face

 

[Julianking93]

That sucks, but I couldn't help but laugh when you put in Chocolate Rain