Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[bombchu]

D: I don't even like chocolate. That sucks.

 

[Ashbax]

BEST. DEATH. EVER.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Uh oh, I've fallen in the chocolate... Can someone give me a ha-OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALLIGATOR! AHHHHHHH"

This year, 1 people will die due to chocolate alligators.

 

[magnuslion]

I think im going to the "special hell" for laughing at this.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Duuuuuuude. No wait, he's the chocolate guy from that AXE commercial isn't he? That guy was awesome.

 

[PartyMonkey]

It has brightned my day up I was depressed makes me happy!

Chocolate rain!

Wow, I'm glad I cheered someone up. I just wrote this because I was board and I thought some people might laugh, honestly I excepted it to die fairly quickly or get locked, but it's nice to know that I've cheered some people up.

I like chocolate and is proof that some people are more retarded than the people who i hate so makes me happy

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

I did too so don't worry. Although I was like "WTF!? An alligator?" Then I re-read it and found out it was an agitator.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

There are worse ways to die.

 

[razer17]

mmmmmmmmm chocolate. that is all.

 

[A random person]

Best. Death. Ever.

 

[bodyklok]

Best. Death. Ever.

I don't know, having a dieing while having sex still sounds more appealing. Or dieing while having sex in a vat of chocolate, now that sounds nice.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Things could only be better for the guy if he died having sex. Lucky bastard. What an awesome way to go.

 

[Ben7]

Thats the way to go!

 

[bodyklok]

Things could only be better for the guy if he died having sex. Lucky bastard. What an awesome way to go.

Or, he was having sex while in a giant vat of chocolate.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Worst way to die ever. Obviously that factory is not following OSHA close enough and should be sued. Also, dieing in molten chocolate would suck because you would die in a similar way of overheating in a hottub, just moreso.

 

[ohellynot]

what did they do with the vat of chocolate
soylent chocolate IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!

 

[thebestaround21]

Sounds Tasty!!!

 

[King_Paco]

how ironical

chocolate is portrayed to be good and yummy

and than this happens.. i doubt it's the first time though.