Poll: Mass Effect fans! What race of lawyer would you choose?

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Neuromaster

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Oh no! You've committed/been accused of a crime. And no, you're not a Spectre, so no free pass.

You have a choice of lawyers to represent you. There're a variety available. What race would you choose to defend you, and why?
 
RebelRising

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Turians, as they are awesome for their ability to speak clearly and strongly, and to bear with them a culture of discipline, professionalism, and accountability.

Asari, being the most diplomatic race, however, may be a good choice too.
 
RatRace123

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Asari, they're the best at negotiation, and diplomacy. So, they'd probably make the best lawyers.
 
Miumaru

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Salarians and Turians seem like they would be those hard hitting lawyers, so one of them. Leaning toward Salarians though since they are supposed to be really smart...and dont have time to let a case go too long.
 
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"This one wishes to speak for the other. This one believes the other is innocent, it has reason to believe that one was not in the area when the act was committed."

C'mon, you can't tell me it wouldn't be awesome to have a Hanar as a lawyer. Just before it goes Blasto the Jellyfish on the judge.

A Salarian would be fun too... but it would have to be Mordin... and he would have to be singing.
 
Kollega

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If i were wrongfully accused of a crime, turian. I really doubt that one would let an innocent to be punished for something he didn't do. However, if i was in fact guilty, a turian as my attorney would just get me ruled "guilty" ten times faster.

If i did actually commit a crime, a salarian lawyer drowning out everyone else with his endless stream of fast-spoken OBJECTION!s would probably help me get away with it.

It's logic, people!
 
Peteron

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The Elcor of course! No race is a better lawyer!

"Convincingly; My client is innocent, and should not have to pay for said charges!"
Good idea for a poll!
 
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Salarian

The Asari might work, but they'd probably see no issue in drawing out the case for a couple years (the equivalent of a month or two to them). I haven't seen anything about Turians that suggest they would be great lawyers. The other species would just make the trial unbearably annoying (Hanar, Elcor, and Volus all have speech issues that are funny in short bits, but probably would get old after a couple days).
 
LongAndShort

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Asari or Salarian. A fast talking Salarian can easily confuse and intimidate prosecuting witnesses, and there wouldn't be a member of the jury (except maybe other Asari) not attracted to an Asari lawyer. Maybe a team of Salarian and Asari lawyers is the way to go.

Most original poll I've seen in a while.
 
Digitaldreamer7

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Geth, they lack the emotion that clouds logic and reason. Plus they have the experience of ALL of their people.
 
DustyDrB

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Asari would be the best since they can influence the mind in small subtle ways. Elcor and hanar would be the worst, as they would be the least endearing do to the lack of vocal inflections or body language.

liamlemon7 said:
CNKFan said:
Exclamation: An Elcor would make the best lawyer.
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Gotta Disagree probably go something like this.
Dishonestly: My Client is innocent
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and that. Touche on that.
 
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