Poll: Minotaur, Mermaid, Mogwai, Mujina, Muse, or Myling?

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

My most moistest apologies, malignment mysteries of myopic madness. A matter most important for the manatee municipal meetings has marched into our minds. Might you mighty meat mounds be interested in a survey for our meagre market research for underwater business opportunities? The question is;

Minotaur?
Mermaid?
Mogwai?
Mujina?
Muse?
Or
Myling?

Vote now! Every vote counts! Save and make the sea great again!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is mayonnaise an option?

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Is mayonnaise an option?

Maybe

 

[Padwolf]

Erm... well... this is unexpected.

Mermaids? I don't know. Mermaids is always the best option out of any and all options.

 

[Baffle]

Dugong

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

This is a trap! Everyone knows you're not supposed to get a Mogwai wet!

 

[Majestic Manatee_v1legacy]

Is mayonnaise an option?

Mayonnaise always an option below sea level.

This is a trap! Everyone knows you're not supposed to get a Mogwai wet!

All Mogwais are vetted and certified waterproof when not laminated for their own good. Land walkers are safe.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I vote manticore.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'll take a Muse. Not only will I be constantly creative, and the quality of creativity will improve, but she'd be a literal Goddess! I could now do anything, so long as the Goddess could. Plus, I'm assuming she'd like me: I could end up marrying her and being the Son-In-Law of Zeus himself!

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Mmm ok? Mogwai or Muse. Hopefully some frightening combination of the two, like a Moguse. Or Musgwai?

 

[Scarim Coral]

What are you op, an M version of V from V for Vendetta?

 

[Summerstorm]

I vote manticore.

I am pretty sure this is the right answer. I mean...

"He will enroll you in the school of pain-
and then teach the class.
He will kick your ass in with his feet
and then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass"

Can the others do something like that? I don't think so.

 

[Frankster]

Voted minotaurs because they build cool labyrinths.

They might struggle a bit underwater but once you have the kinks sorted out, just think what marvels they can build down in the depths! Instead of hedge mazes it will be corral and reef mazes!

 

[Souplex]

I'd like to have a Muse.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Voted minotaurs because they build cool labyrinths.

They might struggle a bit underwater but once you have the kinks sorted out, just think what marvels they can build down in the depths! Instead of hedge mazes it will be corral and reef mazes!

The minotaur didn't build his own labyrinth, that was made by the guy who helped his human mother have sex with his dad the bull.

Sorta diverse portfolio, had Daedalus.

 

[maninahat]

Voted minotaurs because they build cool labyrinths.

They might struggle a bit underwater but once you have the kinks sorted out, just think what marvels they can build down in the depths! Instead of hedge mazes it will be corral and reef mazes!

The minotaur didn't build his own labyrinth, that was made by the guy who helped his human mother have sex with his dad the bull.

Sorta diverse portfolio, had Daedalus.

Makes you wonder, if no one could navigate the labyrinth, then how did they get the minotaur in the middle? I'm picturing the minotaur being in a cage, and them building a maze around him. Daedalus had the cage latch on a bit of string, which he yanked just as the thing finished work.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Voted minotaurs because they build cool labyrinths.

They might struggle a bit underwater but once you have the kinks sorted out, just think what marvels they can build down in the depths! Instead of hedge mazes it will be corral and reef mazes!

The minotaur didn't build his own labyrinth, that was made by the guy who helped his human mother have sex with his dad the bull.

Sorta diverse portfolio, had Daedalus.

Makes you wonder, if no one could navigate the labyrinth, then how did they get the minotaur in the middle? I'm picturing the minotaur being in a cage, and them building a maze around him. Daedalus had the cage latch on a bit of string, which he yanked just as the thing finished work.

I always assumed that the Minotaur could navigate the Labyrinth, otherwise he'd be wandering round lost as well.

 

[maninahat]

Voted minotaurs because they build cool labyrinths.

They might struggle a bit underwater but once you have the kinks sorted out, just think what marvels they can build down in the depths! Instead of hedge mazes it will be corral and reef mazes!

The minotaur didn't build his own labyrinth, that was made by the guy who helped his human mother have sex with his dad the bull.

Sorta diverse portfolio, had Daedalus.

Makes you wonder, if no one could navigate the labyrinth, then how did they get the minotaur in the middle? I'm picturing the minotaur being in a cage, and them building a maze around him. Daedalus had the cage latch on a bit of string, which he yanked just as the thing finished work.

I always assumed that the Minotaur could navigate the Labyrinth, otherwise he'd be wandering round lost as well.

Wait, so the minotaur could leave any time? Why bother with the Labyrinth at all? Just dump prisoners in a broom closet with the guy and be done with it. Then again, I think The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break comes to the same conclusion - he walks off to start a career as a cafe chef.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Wait, so the minotaur could leave any time? Why bother with the Labyrinth at all? Just dump prisoners in a broom closet with the guy and be done with it. Then again, I think The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break comes to the same conclusion - he walks off to start a career as a cafe chef.

Hmmm, now that I think of it, not sure if the Minotaur was imprisoned in the Labyrinth. I'd sort of assumed that it was just where he lived. The Labyrinth being to keep people away and/or weird interior decor.

 

[lionsprey]

Wait, so the minotaur could leave any time? Why bother with the Labyrinth at all? Just dump prisoners in a broom closet with the guy and be done with it. Then again, I think The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break comes to the same conclusion - he walks off to start a career as a cafe chef.

Hmmm, now that I think of it, not sure if the Minotaur was imprisoned in the Labyrinth. I'd sort of assumed that it was just where he lived. The Labyrinth being to keep people away and/or weird interior decor.

well he did demand 7 people occasionally to eat ( i belive it had to be young boys as well) so if he was stuck why feed him?