Poll: Monster

[Xero Scythe]

if you became a monster, which would you be? (Succubus is female only. sorry guys. blame the 1100's, not me) Vamps have the edge in strength, werewolves are speed. post which one you chose and why

...Twilight free. for the love of all things holy, let this be the only mention of that horrible series. thank you.

EDIT: by demon i mean essence of darkness. can change shapes into one of the others but does not have the abilities.

EDIT2: Yes, witch does cover wizard. im just too damn lazy to change it.

EDIT3: Please do not try and go around my rules. i just got back my faith in humanity, do not make me loose it this quickly. it was bad enough when they elected Bush for another term.

EDIT4: all monsters are judged by the Rosario Vampire universe. this does not include monsters under 'other', so go crazy.

EDIT5: please, no more named monsters. thank you.

EDIT6:by zombie, i mean L4D zombie. however, im pretty sure i removed that option, so it does not really matter anymore.

EDIT7: Thanks to TheNumber1Zero for what a fire fox (Yoko) is truly named. thanks man, i owe you one!

 

[Hazy]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

 

[101194]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

Second that.

 

[dalek sec]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

I'm with Hazy as well.

 

[LongAndShort]

Werewolf.
1. They can go out in the day.
2. They can't be beaten by people wielding crosses, bible verses and holy water.
3. They're fast and strong.
4. Garlic is cheap, but silver is expensive.
5. They're awesome.

 

[Puzzles]

Oh, I thought we were going to talk about Charlize Theron; who still horrifies me.

 

[Internet Kraken]

(Succubus is female only. sorry guys. blame the 1100's, not me)

Well you could be an Incubus.

I would like to imagine that I would be the Kraken, but I would probably be an Imp.

 

[Pandalisk]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

awwwwh come on man, did you have to "/Thread" the thread in the first post?

Hmm can i be

CYBORG WEREWOLF!

 

[Rednog]

If it can be any kind of werewolf then sign me up for a WoD one.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I'm with Hazy

I'm with Hazy as well.

I am with all the people above. That or I'd be a werewolf.

 

[Florion]

What is wrong with the witch? You could have a mostly normal life, just spiced up with some spells here and there. Plus, I like the idea of flying on broomsticks in the moonlight.

 

[Grayjack]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I agree with Hazy also.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

If I could be a monster? That's easy; I'd be Bobby Kotick!

Now THAT's hideous.

 

[Hazy]

I would be..
Cthulhu.
-snip-

awwwwh come on man, did you have to "/Thread" the thread in the first post?

Yes, because I saw what you were eating last night:

Rawr.

 

[Xero Scythe]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I agree with Hazy also.

i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.

 

[Froobyx]

Succubus... The whole having sex with men in their dreams and steal their energy seems kinda cool.

Just I can't have sex with anyone else apart from the boyfriend ¬_¬

 

[Hazy]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

I agree with Hazy also.

i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.

Lies. It is simply mis-understood.

 

[Rational-Delirium]

A demon, definitely. The creature of nightmares and flames. But then again, Angels are pretty badass too. If you take them literally, and not with all that flowery, guardian angel stuff, they were creatures to be feared, the legions sent by God himself if he wanted things done right.

Give me a flaming sword, and I will be very, very happy.

 

[Timewave Zero]

Ah, xxhazyshadowxx, good one!
But just think: you'd be asleep for a long time, not doing much. Sure, you can send out your mind to corupt, but you're Cthulhu, high priest of madness! You want to kill and crush and eat people!

I would personally like to be The King in Yellow. I can remove my mask and drive people to homicidal or suicidal insanity with my face! And I suppose I have a bunch of other powers that I'm not really to clear about. I have a cult of devoted worshippers, though.