Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

[interspark]

Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end"

edit: this kinda reminds me of an idea i had for the zombie apocalypse, i'd make bullets... out of zombie teeth! i'd probably never use them but they'd be great for threatening people and disposing of really bad guys without guilt and best of all, making people lead me to any known cure

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, step one is to bite back.

 

[Avaholic03]

I'm gonna go with "other". Namely: shoot myself in the head so I don't hurt anyone I care about.

 

[interspark]

I'm gonna go with "other". Namely: shoot myself in the head so I don't hurt anyone I care about.

sorry, i forgot about that one, it's there now

 

[Lucyfer86]

Well if no cure exist, i'd go for a rampage to crack some skulls before i turn, and after that blow my brains out.

 

[ADeskofRichMahogany]

Time to die! Let's do this, brain! Leroy. Jenkins.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

TO THE LAB! The moment of truth is come! Hopefully when the lightning hits the coils the proper chemical reaction will neutralize the neurotoxins, giving me permanent pain immunity! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

 

[Hamish Durie]

well phase one would be *shoot the poor zombie* then phase 2 would be *BBBBRRRRAINS FEST*

 

[The Virgo]

I would shoot myself in the head.

No way I'm gonna be a zombie.

 

[Alphakirby]

Other: Go look for a cure,if a cure cannot be found then I will spend the last moments of my life rampaging through the city decimating the zombie numbers and just before I bite it...I blow my brains out with a missle launcher.

 

[franconbean]

I choose other. I go down fighting zombies. If i'm on my own then meh, but if i'm with friends then i guess it buys them time.

 

[Tsaba]

gonna go spit on door handles and stuff, if I'm screwed I'm taking people with me, namely those I don't like.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to jump from the tallest building available. WEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[silver wolf009]

Immediate dismemberment. Sever the aflicted area, seal the wound. May not be a good shot, but it's still a shot that I could make it.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Go on a massive zombie killing spree!
Literally or hit or generally damage every zombie i can see in anyway possible.
Then, when the time is nearly upon me, Mr Bullet would like to meet Mr Brain for tea and coffee.
And perhaps a cake.
Ooh!
I'll also need to eat a cake!
So, i'll go other!

 

[Avaholic03]

I'm going to jump from the tallest building available. WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Don't forget to land head-first. Last thing you want to do is survive as a zombie with broken legs.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Green h

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Strap a bomb to my chest and run out into the biggest mob I can find *BOOM!*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to jump from the tallest building available. WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Don't forget to land head-first. Last thing you want to do is survive as a zombie with broken legs.

Hmmm... *adds proximity explosives to the plan*

 

[martin's a madman]

That isn't ironic it's coincidental.