Poll: Opposite gender (sex) clone - Would you?

[XINVADER]

Ok so here's the scenario that everyone will discuss at some point in their life. You return home one day and through some kind of incident (be it that your DNA has been stolen by a mad scientist or a random magical occurrence) you find an opposite gender version of yourself in your room who is just as confused as you are. You are the exact same age and share all the same memories but your opposite self is content the way they are. (Edit: Or for those of you with different views, a same sex clone.)

What would you do about it? Discuss.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Kill it with fire. It is an abomination.

Find who cloned me; kill with fire.

 

[Kajt]

Let's take over the world!

 

[manaman]

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

Due to the who knows how many responses of "it's just masturbation"

I think I need to spell out in this post exactly what masturbation is. So here is a snipet from one of my many replies on the subject:

It's not a logic problem. You give a hand job to anyone, Masturbation. You have sex with anyone, not masturbation. How is this difficult!

Maybe I should try a dictionary approach this time.

Masturbation: the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

It could still be masturbation, provided you don't actually have sex as masturbation can also be: the stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another's genitals, esp. to orgasm.

However this thread, and everyone who quotes me, is referring to sex with their clone. A clone of you would still be another person, and not yourself. Even a duplicate of you would be another person.

So not masturbation.

Thanks you all for reading, no please stop mixing up exactly what masturbation means.

 

[Kud]

I would ask them what periods are like.

And then yeah, I would probably have sex with them over and over.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd look after it, the poor scared little clone.

And for people who say they'd sleep with it, what if they're not attracted to you? I mean, after the cloning they become a new person, not you. If they don't want to that'd be rape. You'd be a rapist.

 

[Omikron009]

I'd try and figure out what happened. I'd probably be to unsettled by how weird they were to hang out with them or date them though. I'm weird.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

One of me is enough of a headache thank you very much.

 

[Music Mole]

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

it's masturbation essentially.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Come back to me if you get a same-sex clone. Then we'll talk.

 

[Mr. Grey]

I have never laughed so hard at a thread before. The possibilities from the very question even got me laughing. Kudos, definitely my favorite thread yet.

I'd -- we'd get to the bottom of it, probably... if we weren't such lazy procrastinators.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Well I'd want to know what happened, that's all really.

 

[XINVADER]

As for me I wouldn't date my clone. I already annoy myself. However that said I'd probably try the whole sleep with myself thing at least once just because I know that a female version of me would be hot stuff!

Oh no I've got the perfect answer... ULTIMATE XBOX LIVE TAG TEAM!

 

[tombman888]

id kill it and put it out of its misery.....

god i hate my life.

 

[WestMountain]

I would kick her out of my home, my life is fine as it is, I don't want to have to feed someone I don't know

 

[manaman]

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

it's masturbation essentially.

No it's not. Identical twins having sex is incest. You and your clone having sex is incest, and strictly speaking within the parameters set up by the OP your "clone" would not even be as genetically close as an identical twin would be, what with the gender change and all.

Make the argument that they are mentally the same person, but even if you could transfer memories and experiences over to an adult clone, the moment flipped the switch and the clone was alive you would be different people each living your lives gaining different experiences. There is no way to equate any of this to masturbation, not even close. I find the very through repulsive, and normally I would say to each their own, but I can't find myself saying that truthfully in this case.

 

[The Infinite]

I'd like to find out how the hell that happened in the first place. But the poor confused clone. I'd at least help it out in whatever way I could I guess.

 

[Sgt Doom]

My clone would probably be as much of an unattractive prick as myself, so i'd shoot the ****.

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

Ok so here's the scenario that everyone will discuss at some point in their life. You return home one day and through some kind of incident (be it that your DNA has been stolen by a mad scientist or a random magical occurrence) you find an opposite gender version of yourself in your room who is just as confused as you are. You share all the same memories but your opposite self is content the way they are. (Edit: Or for those of you with different views, a same sex clone.)

What would you do about it? Discuss.

I would have sex with them cause there is no other way I am getting any....

Not without positive affirmation you're not
For me I'm not sure. They would have to look like we weren't related (Think Jessica Alba in clone form). Apart from that it'd be awesome, we'd be best friends since we pretty much always would get along with each other, and hey-presto I've found myself a (hot) girl gamer!