Poll: Poll:When Are We Gonna Invent Beer Goggles?

[bigdaddy95]

I think its time we get this done already and no, don't show me those rubbish vision distortianers(?), I am talking about REAL beer goggles.

Like it niggles your brain enough with sickness to make you spew. Whats your opinion?

EDIT: Supposed to say options 3 and 4, but its not editing.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

My opinion is that you should be less shallow.

Also, I'm not quite sure what you're getting at here...

 

[Layz92]

Screw your beer goggles, I have WHISKEY GOGGLES. Known as drinking a bottle of whiskey then holding the bottle up to your eye.

 

[bigdaddy95]

So you want to get with fat people...but only if they dont look fat? You have some weird issues.

Yes thats me. Hey, SOMEONES gotta love them, don't look at me like that

I am quite fat myself, so I would use them as a gift to someone else.

EDIT: oh NOW i get it, I am a dick.

 

[Riobux]

Why would you do that? What's the point? Half of the fun of being drunk is a weaken cognition. It'd just be dull and you'd just get dizzy as hell if you wore actual "beer goggles".

 

[DividedUnity]

This best be trollin otherwise. OP has some issues.

 

[Hazy]

This best be trollin otherwise. OP has some issues.

Yeah.

I'm predicting some... colorful responses... from some of our huskier residents.
Particularly on the "Like you look at a fat person and they look like ummmm someone hot" comment.

OP, just stop being shallow. Problem solved.
Beer goggles are a novel idea, but they're un-needed for your 'dilemma.'

 

[bigdaddy95]

This best be trollin otherwise. OP has some issues.

Yeah.

I'm predicting some... colorful responses... from some of our huskier residents.
Particularly on the "Like you look at a fat person and they look like ummmm someone hot" comment.

OP, just stop being shallow. Problem solved.

I am very sorry guys, really I am. Didn't mean it, can we all be friends again?