Poll: S&W M500 Vs. Desert Eagle

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

As NinjaMedic will tell you, I like My revolver's long and strong. (Not Gay)
After a chat with him today, I Thought I would make this thread.
So what is the Better Handgun?
The S&W M500 (as seen in Resi 5)
OR
The Desert Eagle (as seen in Counter Strike)

Note: Just cause it doesn't have the name means it not the gun I.E. Blue Rose From DMC4
Variants allowed, Use Evidence from games/movies to explain why your choice is Better and..... NO FLAME WARS.

P.S. I voting S&W

 

[AWAR]

Revolvers are more manly than semi autos.

 

[ldbmikey86]

Schwartzenegger's character used a Desert Eagle against Benedict's Wesson (albeit not necessarily the exact same thing, but close enough) in Last Action Hero. What other mediocre movie example do you need? Case closed.

 

[Distorted Stu]

The Eagle.. beause it has an awesome name!

 

[GonzoGamer]

The side of my gun says "Replica."
It's pretty badass.

 

[rockingnic]

I think DE is better because you get more rounds out of a clip and clips are faster to reload. Besides, put a DE in a babes hands and pose, that is sexy...

 

[GHMonkey]

dude, the Desert eagle is a big gun and its size is all that its got going for it. it is a weapon of intimidation, like most Israeli weaponry. you ant stopping power and accuracy go for the 500

 

[dontreallyknow]

Desert Eagle! the only gun I actually managed to kill people with on Counter Strike!
boom!!(*snap* your wrist just broke)
boom!! boom!! boom!!(you repetidly punch yourself in the face)

I'll never forget that video...

 

[The Real Sandman]

The Cerebral Bore

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[Riobux]

Since the power is pretty much equal, I just love revolvers so much more than semi-automatic.

So S&W M500 all the way.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

S&W500, the Desert Eagle shoots like excrement after a little while, and nothing is worse than having to repair or replace parts of your gun very often.

 

[Broady Brio]

Desert Eagle. It's Semi-Auto. Plus it's shiny.

 

[Julianking93]

The desert mother fucking Eagle.

A gun that does this instantly wins:

 

[DoctorNick]

S&W M500

It's slightly less retarded than a Desert Eagle.

I would pay money to get to watch you try and dual-wield a couple of them though. Comedy gold.

If you wanted serious advice about an actual quality handgun to get than buy a Springfield Armory xD in .45ACP or something.

 

[inpachi]

I like the anaconda! Its a 6 shot and is pure awesome!

 

[Kiefer13]

Considering the Desert Eagle is apparently one of the worst handguns ever made, I'm going to go with the S&W M500.

[small]Plus you know, Revolvers Are Just Better. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RevolversAreJustBetter][/small]

 

[Dragon Zero]

This reminds me of the age old debate in Rainbow Six Vegas debate me and my brothers had between the DE and the Raging Bull. Sure the DE in the game fired more rounds and faster, but the Bull had enough stopping power to probably punch through armor. Plus it made that sound, it sounded like something you'd NEVER want to be near. Plus with a DEagle, you can't say, "My legal representative is from the offices of Smith and Wesson!"