Poll: Suit Of Meat vs Iron Man's Armor

[DudeistBelieve]

Okay, assume for this what-if scenario, you are about to walk through a cage Zoo exhibit called "The Hungry Lion" exhibit. It's an entire pride of lions, and the only thing they are allowed to feast on are visitors, and for some odd reason not only is it not illegal but you are also dead set determined on going through with walking through it.

The exhibit is two miles long.

HOWEVER, before entering the exhibit you are allowed to don two different suits. Suit A is a fully functional Iron Man armor. No you are not allowed to take off with it because it'll self destruct when you leave a certain radius of the exhibit. Suit B is the Lady Gaga Meat Suit.

For the sake of argument, the last time these Lions ate was two weeks ago. They are fucking hungry.

So that's the question, what suit do you choose?

 

[General Twinkletoes]

I'd pick the meat dress.

Even starving lions have good enough taste to be disgusted by that ugly dress. They probably wouldn't want to approach me.

 

[an annoyed writer]

Well, both seem to be uncomfortable as all hell. And while I like dresses, I prefer the Bacon to be in my digestive system, not hugging my ass. Besides, I've always wanted to try out a good power armor exoskeleton. Last I checked Lions are smart enough to back off when they see their pride leader explode into a bunch of tiny bits.

 

[Keoul]

What's stopping me from using the iron man suit to fly just out of range of the lions and just fly to safety?

 

[hazabaza1]

What's stopping me from using the iron man suit to fly just out of range of the lions and just fly to safety?

It says in the OP that it'll self destruct if you get too far away.

OT: Iron man suit. Lions can't stand against lasers and shit.

 

[Keoul]

It says in the OP that it'll self destruct if you get too far away.

That's why I said just out of range of the lions, what's the height limit anyway? OP didn't exactly have one and if flying was banned altogether wouldn't he have just said no flying?

 

[lRookiel]

I'm vegetarian therefore I don't really want to wear an outfit made out of meat...

Give me the iron man suit so I can defend myself.

 

[Nouw]

Which Iron Man suit? Because if it's the prototype...fuck it I'll still take that.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I said the meat dress because, Fuck it, I love a challenge. Doubly so if it's a stupid one

 

[krazykidd]

I don't understand the point if this question . Why would anyone say no to the ironman suit? Who in their right mind would wear a meat suit? Lada gaga is stupid , just like her name.

 

[Basement Cat]

The Lady Gaga meat dress, of course. If those lions are hungry then each of them can stomach about 30-40 lbs of meat and while I'm a big guy they'll need the steak dress as well to make sure none of them go hungry.

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[busterkeatonrules]

I don't understand the point if this question . Why would anyone say no to the ironman suit? Who in their right mind would wear a meat suit? Lada gaga is stupid , just like her name.

Well, there's exactly one human being alive who would wear a meat dress under ANY circumstances... maybe this is just a covert attempt to find out if Lady Gaga is on The Escapist?

On topic: While I'm pretty sure that meat dress is long past its sell-by date by now, and that it would probably smell more than bad enough to drive the lions away, I'd still choose the Iron Man suit. Better safe than sorry.

[small](Besides, I'm not Lady Gaga. Honest.)[/small]

 

[Loop Stricken]

Flight or not, lions can't step to repulsor beams.

 

[Pinkamena]

Hmmm.
A suit made of lion-bait, or a suit made of weapons. Tough choice. Do I want to be ripped to pieces or kick some lion ass?

 

[Eddy-16]

Well the Ironman suit has: taken beating off Gods, been shot by a tank, hit by a plane at over the speed of sound and shot with both human and alieny bullets with the user surviving all of that, so I know what I'm picking.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

So that's the question, what suit do you choose?

Can I wear both? The Iron Man suit for protection, and the meat suit for fashion?

Or just carry the meat suit with me? Do I have to wear it? Lions will typically take easy meat over moving meat if there's an option. Lions are lazy. I could just place it as bait and then walk on, letting the lions have the meat.

 

[Olas]

Unless this lion is Aslan I'm pretty sure I'd be safe in the Iron Man suit, hell I could wrestle around with him for fun if I wanted.

The only reason I'd possibly choose the meat suit is because I'm feeling sorry for the lion for going 2 weeks without food, that way I could take it off and leave it for him as a meal. I doubt a week starved lion would opt to chase down a moving target when he already has a nice pile of dead meat just sitting there for him.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Okay, better question: Your best friend and a plate of bacon are both trapped in a whirlpool...