Poll: Summer Post-Mortem; Swimsuits

[Paragon Fury]

So now that summer is dead and gone, I wanted to ask something I forgot about until now;

What kind of swimsuit do you like best?

IE: Do you like the traditional swim trunks for guys? The one piece or two piece for girls? Or the speedo for men/bikini for women? Or something more...exotic?

Note: This doesn't exclusively refer to one setting - IE: The beach. It refers to your preference overall.

Personally, I prefer the more classic/relaxed style myself. I like my swim trunks and probably wouldn't be caught dead or something like a speedo. If its' at the beach I also tend to prefer to wear a shirt because I burn easily even with sunscreen and I'd prefer NOT to have every inch of my body burned. It also allows me to look halfway presentable if the need arises.



Also, because this is a Paragon Fury thread, I have certain quotas that must be met; therefore meet the picture that sparked the idea for this topic and my new favorite pic right now;

Spoiler

 

[Dragonlayer]

For the purposes of modest and Godly decency in real life, as much material covering as possible: swimming trunks and shirt for me, standard swim-suits for everyone else.

For the purposes of heinous filth in my favourite online haunts of smut and depravity: swimming trunks and shirt for me, tiny bikinis for everyone else.

 

[Paragon Fury]

For the purposes of modest and Godly decency in real life, as much material covering as possible: swimming trunks and shirt for me, standard swim-suits for everyone else.

For the purposes of heinous filth in my favourite online haunts of smut and depravity: swimming trunks and shirt for me, tiny bikinis for everyone else.

Even the men.

Especially the men.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Your images are terrible.

Whatever people damn well please. Personally I wear shorts because I can't be bothered to buy a proper pair of swimming trunks. I don't wear a shirt when I swim anymore because it's irritating. It's not too much of an issue because I'm not horrifyingly overweight or anything and I don't burn easily, though if it weren't so uncomfortable I'd probably wear a shirt because I prefer to be clothed.

 

[Dragonlayer]

For the purposes of modest and Godly decency in real life, as much material covering as possible: swimming trunks and shirt for me, standard swim-suits for everyone else.

For the purposes of heinous filth in my favourite online haunts of smut and depravity: swimming trunks and shirt for me, tiny bikinis for everyone else.

Even the men.

Especially the men.

Don't be absurd: bikinis are far too conservative for what I have in mind for the men.

http://www.pelaajalehti.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/paakuva_sisalto/kuvat_artikkeli/derp_shepard.jpg

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

What's the difference between bikini and two piece?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Your images are terrible.

Yeah, well....you're terrible!






Alright yeah. That wasn't very good.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Your images are terrible.

Yeah, well....you're terrible!






Alright yeah. That wasn't very good.

Well, neither were your "sexy" images, so I suppose it's fitting.

I mean, not that I want to get into a cheesecake image battle, but come on man, at least choose something attractive rather than whatever mutant league fan art you posted. Ahri does not have a comparable bust to Sona. And why the fuck is her left shoulder up so high? It makes it look like her head is growing out of her solar plexus.

Spoiler: In which I get into a cheesecake fight

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Australia is infamous for it's "budgie smugglers", or Speedo briefs if you're not a political cartoonist, for its blokes. Now if you've the bod for it, go for gold but for fuck sake if you're like me (a bit of big bastard) then have some compassion for your fellow beach goers and do the shirt and boardies look.

As for ladies.....fuck it here's Kate Upton in a bikini

 

[sasa23]

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[Thaluikhain]

Eh, no real opinion, except that it should cover what it is covering even after being hit with a big wave.

 

[Phasmal]

I don't swim, I don't really have any strong opinions on swimwear.

I don't really find it attractive on dudes, either. Unless they shave their legs, I generally just focus on how hairy their legs are. It's distracting.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go to nudist beaches so I can't really give you answer there

 

[Loislane]

As for ladies.....fuck it here's Kate Upton in a bikini

Wow excellent!

 

[Glongpre]

I don't swim, I don't really have any strong opinions on swimwear.

I don't really find it attractive on dudes, either. Unless they shave their legs, I generally just focus on how hairy their legs are. It's distracting.

So you don't like guys who wear shorts either?............it's distracting...so you have a hair fetish? That's a new one.

OP:
I just wear swim shorts. I thought about a speedo, but I feel like it would really get up into my gooch and be overall, irritating to wear and walk around in. Will probably try it someday. Got to show off that butt, you know. I know the ladies like it.

 

[SlumlordThanatos]

What is it with people's fascination with colossal, gigantic boobs that probably weigh 100 pounds each?

There IS such a thing as "too big". Once they start looking unrealistic, the hotness factor tends to fall through the floor.