Poll: Team Killers UNITE!!!

[User3041]

It's always the retard with the flamethrower, Always
State your teamkiller moments.
I don't care if its by accident or your losing so bad you say "ah, what the hell" and missle launcher to kill so many of your teamates then Only to realize you were making a comeback

 

[Valkatron]

If someone gets really abusive towards anyone else in a game, or just plain annoys me, i will try and kill them every opportunity i get. But that's about the only time i will TK on purpose, unless it's one of my good mates...

 

[apelsz]

When I used to get bored in COD 4:
1. Create teamkiller class; rpg, sonic boom and martyrdom.
2. Join hardcore search and destroy
3. As soon as your team rushes ahead from the spawn point, fire the rpg, either killing all or most of them.
4. Martyrdom just for the guy who is AFK.

That sounds FUN.

OT: When I play games, I normally play with my friend together. Whenever we get bored, we start killing bots (if there are any) in Left 4 Dead and move on to eachother. It's actually really fun to just duke it out with him, using anything we can find to kick eachother's ass.

 

[Drakmeire]

I only teamkill teamkillers! they shall suffer!

 

[saintchristopher]

I only teamkill teamkillers! they shall suffer!

And this is why it's NEVER NOT FUN TO TEAMKILL YOU.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The only time I teamkill is:

90% of the time - accident
7% of the time - people who purposefully teamkill
3% of the time - AFKers (they piss me off)

I remember the first time I played the awesome multiplayer Source mod Insurgency. If I aimed from the hip in that game (no crosshairs, all iron sights) I would always hit teammates and miss enemies. Or when I realized I wasn't quick enough to know the difference between a teammate or enemy, and was either killed or commited teamkilling.

EDIT: OP, change the "Retard with flamethrower" option to "Retard with high explosives" option. Or at least add the option, as that is when I get most TKers.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Not much for Team killing on purpose, but I did try out a technique back in COD 4.

The trick was to toss C4 through a window and detonate it immediately. Chances are you might kill a Sniper.

I did kill someone, although it was sadly on Hardcore, and it wasn't the enemy that was in the building.

Then there was the time I was blowing up Cars for fun.
He just had to run by the flaming car at that exact moment, didn't he? Didn't he?!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

ever play ROblox?

if so, you poor, poor, sod. if you STILL do, get the hell away from me you freak.


AWFUL MMO, Awful.

not to mention the worst community in video game history.

I stay the hell away now.

 

[azncutthroat]

Teamkilling is the best when it's never planned. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8VeGRfOSY] TKing intentionally... well, it's just not as entertaining.

 

[ultrachicken]

When I still played BFBC1, whenever an idiot on my team was just jerking off in some bushes on some random hillside without contributing anything to the fight, I'd attach 4 charges of c4 to him and listen to him yell "what the fuck" at me as I blew him sky high

 

[KnowYourOnion]

Red Faction Guerilla: I blow up building, building falls down very slowly and comically onto my entire team..........anger ensues

 

[thepj]

most teamkilly moment for me? it would probably be when i checked into a tf2 server with ff on and started playing as the pyro. i'm not sure how long it took but boy they kicked me before i even knew what was happening

 

[Feriluce]

Headshotting other engineers with your repairtool when repairing stuff in BC2 is always funny..and tragic.

 

[vietfighter]

I have two:

first is a CS game where i randomly sprayed the other team with an MG, but was only able to kill 3 teammates. Not long after, i am banned for "actively attacking teammates" and "being an ass."

The other is playing a Pokemon 4-player double battle with friend:

Togetic used metronome!

Your team died!

It doesn't affect other team because both are ghost types!

you just lost the game!

I lost a friend that day.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I rarely teamkill because it's pretty annoying. But back in the good ol' Call of Duty: United Offensive days (I really need to stop talking about that game) I would get into a jeep and sit there and honk my horn waiting for someone to get in and when they got in, I would drive it straight into a minefield and jump out at the last second. If you jump out, the car keeps rolling so they often wouldn't see the mine flags until it was too late.

But I really hate teamkillers, especially in Left 4 Dead 2 (I need to stop talking about that one as well...) because when you're halfway through the level before the finale on Dark Carnival Expert after your 10th try at it, there's nothing worse than the joy of seeing someone join and take the spot of the horrible AI and then have your excitement replaced with anger as he shoots Rochelle in the face five times with an auto-shotty. There should be an instant kick for stuff like that instead of having to votekick.

 

[Yureina]

The few times I did any mass team-killing was holding a grenade to myself in a Counterstrike or DoD game in the spawn to kill most of my teammates off. But... that stopped being funny after getting banned from alot of FF-enabled servers >_<

 

[F-I-D-O]

Putting as many (insert sticky explosive here) on an AFK teammate and then waiting till he comes back.
What the...BAM!!!
Laughing ensues, followed by a vengeance kill, followed by angry crusade against each other, ignoring the rest of the match until the end.
Or sniping, and right when I'm going to take out someone, a teammate steps in front of me. Then, I kill him later for messing up my shot.

Beyond this, it's just messing with my friends. Look, he's over there! Where? *inserts sword in friend's back

What annoys me is when, such as in MAG, I'm planting the game winning explosives, a teammate comes up, knifes me, begins planting the bomb, and is shot. I COULD HAVE WON THE GAME, BUT NOOOOO...