Poll: The battle of Music has begun... Who do you side with?

[Andreas55k]

So All music on earth suddently materialises... Armies starts to be created and mystical creatures spawn up from the ground...

WHO WIL YOU SIDE WITH?

You can come up with Certain alliances if you will.

Example :
Hip Hop and auto-tune

Rock and Heavy metal


I would Join the ranks of Rock and Heavy Metal... FOR WE WOULD SCORCH THE EARTH!! XD

I just know i would have "Deadly sinners" by "3 inches of Blood" to play at eatch epic battle.. .XD

 

[Daveman]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I side with Classical and Metal. The new era of Symphonic Neoclassical Metal will reign supreme!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Obviously, this:

Spoiler

The J-Pop will inherit the Earth. No one can stand against cuteness of that magnitude.
And if they can, well, there are hundreds, if not thousands more.
For the Kitty Emperor!

 

[thylasos]

Blues-rock, with a hint of soul.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I would side with the indie/hipsters. Together we would hide in an cafe, reciting poetry and listening to Neutral Milk Hotel and Sufjan Stevens on endless repeat. Forever.

Edit: Also, we'd invite Tom Waits, but I'm not sure he'd be cool with that.

 

[Frequen-Z]

Obviously, this:

Spoiler

The J-Pop will inherit the Earth. No one can stand against cuteness of that magnitude.
And if they can, well, there are hundreds, if not thousands more.
For the Kitty Emperor!

Eurgh, I don't understand how people subject themselves to this garbage, like, nothing at all present there gave me anything but disdain for the world.

Electro got my vote. We will use our old style beats with modern technology to raise Nikola Tesla from the grave and he can dance mad funk with us.

 

[The Austin]

Enimies of the Metal, your death is our reward!

 

[Trotgar]

Rock, seeing it contains Progressive Rock and Progressive Metal.

I don't really care about the genre though, it's just got to be good.

 

[Red Right Hand]

To the temple of Peter Gabriel, for he shall be proclaimed god!

 

[razbuten363]

Aggroech too esoteric to be a large force to combat we'd be safe with our trench coats and big stompy boots

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

Everyone loves a pragmatist.
Does the genre define the weapon?
I think pianos could do alot of damage if they were used right.

 

[FightThePower]

Techno,

Also I'm thinking: what weapons which each of these armies use? I think we should use these:

 

[^=ash=^]

Obviously, this:

Spoiler

The J-Pop will inherit the Earth. No one can stand against cuteness of that magnitude.
And if they can, well, there are hundreds, if not thousands more.
For the Kitty Emperor!

Hit the nail on the head with this. J-pop wins pretty much every time.

 

[TermOfEndearment]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

Everyone loves a pragmatist.
Does the genre define the weapon?
I think pianos could do alot of damage if they were used right.

I think on a list of things that kill people, guns would be higher than pianos.

OT: I FIGHT FOR THE ARMIES OF THE MIGHTY JUSTIN BIEBER. MAY THE GOD OF CHIPMUNKS AND IRRITATION GUIDE MY HAND

 

[Thedayrecker]

I don't think I get it... Anyways I chose Rock

 

[Jaranja]

I chose Rock, because it includes Alternative rock, like dredg.

 

[Daveman]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

Everyone loves a pragmatist.
Does the genre define the weapon?
I think pianos could do alot of damage if they were used right.

Don't lie, nobody loves me.

But you have a point with the Pianos. I saw a horror movie where the strings were tightened until they snapped and the string took out somebody's eye.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
Eurgh, I don't understand how people subject themselves to this garbage, like, nothing at all present there gave me anything but disdain for the world.

I could say the same for your choice in music. But that is just personal tastes, and we all like something a little bit different, which is what makes everything interesting. You like your music as... however that stuff is, I like mine to be almost unbearably cute :3

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

Everyone loves a pragmatist.
Does the genre define the weapon?
I think pianos could do alot of damage if they were used right.

I think on a list of things that kill people, guns would be higher than pianos.

Well obviously but I meant instrument-wise.
Hmmm... coherence is not my friend today.