Poll: The Pants Play

[Asturiel]

Thats right, your crazy pants man has returned with news.

I am going to try to stretch my creative muscles and create a play about pants.

You heard me. A play about pants! And I want your help escapist! I'm crazy but it doesn't usually translate into art form, so ideas/helpers/authors/awesome people are being asked for!

Way I was thinking was a Pants dictatorship has taken over earth. Pant flags everywhere in every room, pant police everywhere. Perhaps a love story in a school or something. Pant leaders are signified with pants on their heads. Like so

I was looking at sort of ENN humour, up front and serious but unintentionally (by the characters) hilarious.

So Escapist would you like to help, or just slap me across the face and walk away?

 

[delet]

... This reminds me suspiciously of my idea regarding Muffins and fast food in general. Basically a war novel but with a Muffin empire fighting against impossible odds to eventually overthrow the evil Burger King and his fast food army...

That aside, you simply need a 'pants on head retarded' reference.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How about... Pants have taken over Europe, and it's the job a small group of shorts to fight the oppressive pants?
No... that's lame...

 

[Insanum]

Oh please, This is a story begging for a story about a crack group of commandos.

Humour aside, If you want a serious story, have an underground movement where hats are band so they wear pants on their heads.

Although...If you tried it with a Scot he'd have to wear a kilt....and you could call him "the Lampshade".

 

[Asturiel]

So, people wearing pants or actual pants?

I think people wearing pants and the leader being a pair of pants would be the best way in a theatrical sense.

Oh please, This is a story begging for a story about a crack group of commandos.

Perhaps...Perhaps.

... This reminds me suspiciously of my idea regarding Muffins and fast food in general. Basically a war novel but with a Muffin empire fighting against impossible odds to eventually overthrow the evil Burger King and his fast food army...

That aside, you simply need a 'pants on head retarded' reference.

Awesome story, and it is very similar since I live in your head remember? Also that will be a line from the protagonist, however references should be kept to more broad level. Not Internet broad, regular broad.

Like your mother!

How about... Pants have taken over Europe, and it's the job a small group of shorts to fight the oppressive pants?
No... that's lame...

Interesting, but no. Good try though.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

-snip-

Can't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Sassafrass]

How about taking the Lord of the Rings movie and replacing the Ring with pants?
The Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants is something that would amuse my childish mind no end and also make me think.

...I may need to get more creative, actually. I may return soon with more ideas for you.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I have no creative talent, but your insignia is very well done.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

not bad? i guess go for it

 

[Hippobatman]

Thought you were talking about these guys

Spoiler: The Norwegian Olympic Curling team's pants

Those pants are awesome.

OT: I have nothing to contribute, I apologize.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I suggest watching Jimmy Neutron: When Pants Attack for ideas and suggestions.

Also *Slaps*

Because I can.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Some random person who has a love for pants, all sorts of pants, teams up with the evil genius from Frankenstein and together they create...DUN DUN DUUUUN! FRANKENPANTSZILLA! So it is up to Pants man to help save the town of Trouserville. Along side he meets up with a love interest named Panties Sandy and the hobo of Trouserville ,Underpants man to help him with his fight with the Horrifying FrankenPantszilla!

What else do you want from a psycho fucker like me? Plus I came up with it on the spot...soooo, criticism is what I want!

I suggest watching Jimmy Neutron: When Pants Attack for ideas and suggestions.

Also *Slaps*

Because I can.

I was going to say that, but then I thought, nah might as well come up with an original idea.

 

[Asturiel]

-snip-

Can't say I didn't warn you.

Can and will!

How about taking the Lord of the Rings movie and replacing the Ring with pants?
The Lord of the Pants: The Fellowship of the Pants is something that would amuse my childish mind no end and also make me think.

...I may need to get more creative, actually. I may return soon with more ideas for you.

I like the angle, keep it up.

I have no creative talent, but your insignia is very well done.

Its just a pumpkin from VGcats, they did a pumpkin contest.

not bad? i guess go for it

That...somewhat helps...

Thought you were talking about these guys

Spoiler: The Norwegian Olympic Curling team's pants

Those pants are awesome.

OT: I have nothing to contribute, I apologize.

Firstly, hilarious pants, too bad it didnt save them. Wait what am I saying I'm Canadian THEIR PANTS FAILED GOOD FOR US HAH!

Second:

I suggest watching Jimmy Neutron: When Pants Attack for ideas and suggestions.

Also *Slaps*

Because I can.

I was already directed there, perhaps. Thanks though.

Ouch...that hurt

Some random person who has a love for pants, all sorts of pants, teams up with the evil genius from Frankenstein and together they create...DUN DUN DUUUUN! FRANKENPANTSZILLA! So it is up to Pants man to help save the town of Trouserville. Along side he meets up with a love interest named Panties Sandy and the hobo of Trouserville ,Underpants man to help him with his fight with the Horrifying FrankenPantszilla!

What else do you want from a psycho fucker like me? Plus I came up with it on the spot...soooo, criticism is what I want!

Good angle, I like the thought. However this is supposed to be a play, it needs to be simple.

However past that I don't think that will work just as me writing it.

Try again! Your good with this!

 

[Neonbob]

The dress pants have forcibly taken over the world with the help of denim jeans. They killed millions to get their way, and now a resistance force has sprung up.
A coalition of cargo, sweat, leisure, snap-on, and leather pants, along with all kinds of shorts, have started to forcibly rebel.

Howzat?

 

[Hippobatman]

SnIpEty!

Just you wait, dastardly mounty! Our pants have made it through to the semi-finals. We will meet again!

[sub]If certain conditions are met, of course.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I just realized!
This play would be perfect for And the pants were dead!

 

[Asturiel]

The dress pants have forcibly taken over the world with the help of denim jeans. They killed millions to get their way, and now a resistance force has sprung up.
A coalition of cargo, sweat, leisure, snap-on, and leather pants, along with all kinds of shorts, have started to forcibly rebel.

Howzat?

Interesting, very interesting. I like this idea. But I want pant politics to be side.

More about people in this situation, perhaps things happen behind the scenes but not the focus of the play.

Just you wait, dastardly mounty! Our pants have made it through to the semi-finals. We will meet again!

[sub]If certain conditions are met, of course.[/sub]

We shall, and we shall show you that our pants are superior!

I just realized!
This play would be perfect for And the pants were dead!

Que?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Le snip?

Why would I help?

PANTS ARE THE ENEMY!

Which I have just mathematically proven by using Caps lock.

But in all seriousness, why not a Lord of the Flies Esque thing, where the people with pants become the leaders and shit goes bonkey.

So now go to my reivew!