Poll: The possibility of Santa ?

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REDDJ2

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My hypothesis is
The reason he can deliver those presents is because he has elves.
they are small and hard to see and they can fit in small spaces , also many kids dont believe so thats alot less load than you'd think when you consider the elves a factor
Elves assuming they are small , wouldn't eat much so thier could be 100,000 to a 1,000,000 if Santa planed it right he could regulate the birth/death ratio . now about his immortality ; the real Santa died a long time ago and he has kids who continue his legacy.Every generation goes out and finds a mate then brings him/her back to continue the family( so Santa might be asian or black or even a female for all we know ). Remeber Santa had a wife.
Thats my two cents anyways, Im not saying he does exist but its a possibility.
Please dont tell me the origins of Christmas because i dont care about it, not that im in denial but im just stating a possibility of the modern Santa

So what do you think on the possibility of Santa?
Ps the comming down chimney part of Santa's tale was made up by rich kids with chimneys so they could put down the poor kids.
 

WolfThomas

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Definetely this article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18599_5-scientific-theories-that-help-explain-santa-to-smart-kids.html
 

BiscuitTrouser

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REDDJ2 said:
But santa has never delivered any presents. Ever. Poor kids get very few while rich kids get loads. None from santa. Hell ive never once got a present from him. Or coal. Nor has anyone ive ever met. Is everyone just naughty? Staerving people in africa dont get ANY presents from santa ever... Where is your santa now?
 

REDDJ2

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BiscuitTrouser said:
REDDJ2 said:
But santa has never delivered any presents. Ever. Poor kids get very few while rich kids get loads. None from santa. Hell ive never once got a present from him. Or coal. Nor has anyone ive ever met. Is everyone just naughty? Staerving people in africa dont get ANY presents from santa ever... Where is your santa now?
Santa can implant memories into the parents head making them think they bought the present,there for any present you got from your parents could be from Santa
Rich kids get alot because they're parents are rich duhhh ,there for Santa doesn't need to give them a present. and poor kids should appreciate what they do have/get.
Starving kids in Africa do not believe so they dont receive, sorry but thats how it is
Most importantly you must believe, if you dont believe then he wont be a part of your world

im just saying its not IMPOSSIBLE for Santa to exist, i thought i said that already
 

ApeShapeDeity

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Santa IS/WAS real!

Santa is Spanish for 'saint'. In this case, specifically St. Nicholas (Cluas) pron; kl-ou-s. He crafted wooden toys and would take them out on his sleigh, delivering them to local children for christmas.

Unfortunately, being a real man, we was also really mortal. As such, he's long since dead.

Note: The image of Santa used to have him dressed in all white. Which, didn't serve the advertising needs of coca-cola. Now, the red and white verision is popularised.
 

REDDJ2

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WolfThomas said:
Definetely this article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18599_5-scientific-theories-that-help-explain-santa-to-smart-kids.html
lol thats how i got the idea for this post