Poll: The Snow thread. Yukon ho!

[Silk_Sk]

Snow Dance

"Snow, snow!
High and low!
Wherever we go!
Let it blow!
To and fro!
Hi-de-ho!
Snow! Snow! Snow!"

Snowball Prayer

"Oh lovely snowball, packed with care,
Smack a head that?s unaware!

Then, with freezing ice to spare,
Melt and soak through underwear!

Fly straight and true! Hit hard and square!
This, oh snowball, is my prayer."

The Yukon Song

"My tiger friend has got the sled,
And I have packed a snack.
We're all set for the trip ahead.
We're never coming back!

We're abandoing this life we've led!
So long, Mom and Pop!
We're sick of doing what youve said,
And now it's going to stop!

We're going where it snows all year,
Where life can have real meaning.
A place where we wont have to hear,
"Your room could stand some cleaning."

The Yukon is the place for us!
That's where we want to live.
Up there we'll ge to yell and cuss
And act real primitive.

We'll never have to go to school,
Forced into submission,
By monstrous, crabby teachers who'll
Make us learn addition.

We'll never have to clean a plate,
Of veggie glops and goos.
Messily we'll masticate,
Using any fork we choose!

The timber wolves will be our friends.
Well stay up late and howl,
At the moon, till nightmare ends,
Before going on the prowl.

Oh, what a life! we cannot wait,
To be in that arctic land,
Where we'll be masters of our fate,
And lead a life that's grand!

No more of parental rules!
We're heading for some snow!
Good riddance to those grown-up-ghouls!
We're leaving! Yukon Ho!"

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[Torque669]

I love snow but I live in Britain so I have to learnt to accept the fact I wont get much of it.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I don't get it half enough here. :/

 

[orangebandguy]

Snow is brilliant. It's the only adverse weather condition we love, makes me feel all Christmassy

 

[Lullabye]

Woot, -30 and counting! Hoorah! first coldsnap of the year! and the snow! snow snow snow! I love Canada.

 

[Julianking93]

It hardly ever snows here. It needs to.

I must move to Norway.

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Screw Calvin and Hobbes.

Snow, however, is awesome.

Well, you can go fall off a cliff.

Snow I'm not too crazy about, I see enough of it in Colorado that it isn't really all that special anymore.

I actually had a copy of Yukon Ho! back in the long long ago. I've long since lost it, but I recently picked up the complete three book hardback collection to read to my kid. Thanks for the smile.

- J

 

[SturmDolch]

Screw Calvin and Hobbes.

Snow, however, is awesome.

Go stick your head in a blender!

Anyways, snow I could live without. We just got a crap-ton last week in Edmonton and it's a pain to shovel the driveway.

 

[Silk_Sk]

Snow I'm not too crazy about, I see enough of it in Colorado that it isn't really all that special anymore.

I actually had a copy of Yukon Ho! back in the long long ago. I've long since lost it, but I recently picked up the complete three book hardback collection to read to my kid. Thanks for the smile.

- J

Shame, that. I can attribute a great deal of my eternal love of snow to Calvin and Hobbes. However, any guy who would buy that for their kid is a winner in my book. Don't let 'em grow up to fast.

 

[Cado_Deus]

I wish I got more snow

 

[Hippobatman]

It's the 14th of December, and us Norwegians still have no snow.

That is ludicrous. I want my snow, dammit! It's the only good thing about winter!

 

[ScarlettRage]

i wish i had no snow...

Screw Calvin and Hobbes.

Snow, however, is awesome.

YOU MONSTER! :'(
and when you live in canada... snow is not awesome.

"the snow hurts!!!"
lol me and my friend were joking around

 

[Rensenhito]

Even better snow rhymey thing:
"Deep beneath the cover
Of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow."
Also, no snow here either (North Carolina). Oh, and it's snowed more at my friend's college in Texas than it has at my other friend's college in freaking MONTREAL.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Well that's not fair...i hate snow (Mainly because i'm the one who cleans it up), but I love Calvin and Hobbes...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I have never seen snow in my entire life. Only on T.V., movies, and pictures. It never snows here. My life is sad

 

[NeutralDrow]

We don't get a whole lot of snow in SoCal, but it's really fun in the amounts I usually encounter of it. And Calvin and Hobbes is awesome.

 

[rokkolpo]

i heard it'll snow this week in holland, so i won't be needing any coffee soon.