Poll: The Worst Person To meet in a Dark Alley

[thenewprince]

Who's the one person(s) you don't want to run into when things go "bump" in the night.

 

[thenewprince]

I Can't deal with Girl.... Give me a Cross dressing undead Mob over her any day.

 

[Harlemura]

Out of those options, zombies. For obvious reasons involving not having my brain removed.

Personally, I wouldn't want to see Shao Kahn. There would be no escaping his unblockable hammers if I was cornered.
Okay, no more Mortal Kombat for me.

 

[thenewprince]

This is True... we have a better chance of talking it out with the other three options... Zombies aren't really the negotiating type.....

 

[TornadoFive]

Zombies. No doubt. Me and my ex still get on well together, Lady Gaga would confuse me but not scare me and I haven't done anything to upset the Mafia. That I know of.

But Zombies? Yeah, I'd freak out!

 

[demoman_chaos]

Zombies would be easy to get away from. An angry ex could be easily dealt with. The Mafia woulnd't be so bad as long as I didn't wrong them. As for the Gaga thing, it wouldn't be so bad because I'd have the chance to kill it.

I'd say the worst person to meet in an alleyway is Ryu from Street Fighter. Why? HADOKEN HADOKEN HADO- HADO- HAD- HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOK- HADO- HADO- HADOKEN!

 

[Fluffyz0r]

A zombie will only bite you, maybe disembowel you
My angry ex would probably castrate me witch a wooden cooking spoon
The mob will break your knee caps


But lady gaga will make a dress out of you and wear your ass as a hat

 

[Swyftstar]

Out of that list, my ex. I wouldn't want to run into her anywhere.
Off of that list, I'd hate to run into Lilith in a dark alley when she's hungry.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

None of the above Kratos. He says "hello" by tearing...Well, he'll tear SOMETHING off your body. Jury's still out on exactly what he'll end up tearing. He usually just wings it after developing the whole "tearing" part.

 

[derelict]

Me. >:}

Seriously though, there seems to be no option for 'anyone with a bigger gun than i've got', so I'll just go with zombies.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well...the Mafia may not be so bad, unless they are trying to do me harm. Hell, odds are, you've walked past lots of criminals without ever knowing about it. A couple of people you went to school with probably will end up committing some serious crimes.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

I'd say this guy:

Or maybe...

Of the list, Lady Gaga. I mean in a dark alley... you'd go insane.

 

[SckizoBoy]

My first thought when I read that thread title was... well me!

Me. >:}

Seriously though, there seems to be no option for 'anyone with a bigger gun than i've got', so I'll just go with zombies.

Shit... ninja'd.

Of the options, probably Mafia (especially if it's a whole mob of 'em):

Lady Gaga = will get my fist in... its face.
Zombie = I'm okay once I have a pipe or axe in hand... I'll go smash happy for as long as required
Angry Ex = uh... if there's one thing I'm vaguely proud of, it's being able to avoid/calm down an angry woman... more the former, of course.

 

[FalloutJack]

No no no...

BATMAN is the worst person to meet in a dark alley.

 

[ace_of_something]

Out of that list I'm going to go with Lady Gaga. I might go berserk and do something i regret. She needs to be stopped.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

An Ex, those can be crazy beyond all reason.

Zombies you can run away from, The Mafia can be negotiated with.

Lady Gaga would be interesting to meet, seriously.

 

[my-brainisfullof-lag]

What aw Lady Gaga's cool, i'd love to meet her! So i'll go with the mafia because they seem scary?

 

[Pearwood]

Meeting Lady Gaga, dark alley or no, would be awesome. Out of that list though I'd go with the angry ex. Don't think any of my exes are particularly mad at me but still conversations like that suck.

 

[Free Thinker]

Lady Gaga. It looks like your average dark, scary, alley of rape. But what's this? You swear you saw a trash can there, but now it isn't. What's that noise?
"ma ma ma maaaaaa."
Who's there?!?!?
"p-p-poker face!"
No! No! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
That trash can is now in front of you and unfolding into the hideous being that is Lady Gaga. She will take your disco stick off your body, and feast on it so she may increase her life span. Lady Gaga can strike anywhere, and anytime.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

The Mafia. ALL OF THEM.