lucksack said:
be a viking. look at it like this
you get up
you get drunk
you eat and joke around with your mates
you then go on a "road trip" to some quaint european villa
you fuck shit up and continue getting drunk
you steal rape and pillage until you hope in the boats and go home to sleep it off
rinse and repeat
by the hammer of thor good times
You have a life expectancy of about forty (if you're lucky), get beaten by the Franks (which is just sad, really), and somehow end up being idolized by people who you wouldn't look in the eye if they'd been your contemporaries. It's like the samurai being idolized by pathetic otaku in Japan.
Also, the whole "you get to fuck shit up" only really applies to those of the physical and social status to become part of the military. Life sucked for basically everyone else (even by their standards).
thiosk said:
I'm going to stay in the now. Life before the end of the 20th century is best characterized as "nasty, brutish, and short."
No Thanks.
I can do nothing but agree with you. Kudos, and nice Hobbes reference.
On the more general note: why does everyone assume "dude, I'll go back in time and be a noble and stuff?" That's not how it would work. The vast majority of people were peasants, and only a small number were royalty. It's not like knowledge would help, many scientists were destitute. It was only during the industrial revolution that the world became a bit egalitarian, and the fortunes of the serfs began to rise.