Poll: Weirdest dreams

[Ockeghem]

Have you ever noticed that you can remember a dream immediately after you wake but in a few minutes its gone. I was wondering how many people can remember dreams from ages ago. The only dream I can remember was about 8 or 9 years ago. I was in a car wash and then i got sawed in half because that was what i thought happened when you went through the wind shield or something similar along those lines. What are your weirdest dreams like.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Where's this poll?

Also, I can only vaguely remember my dreams. Flashes, like discussing favourite firefly episodes with some faceless friends. Yes, I am a huge nerd.

PS: Is that the quadratic formula as your dp?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Top riding through Middle Earth on a Harley, racing Ents skating on shortbuses to Helm's Deep, with Sauron being a drag queen.

Then again...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I was dressed in a black outfit,kinda like a soul reaper,killing a lot of weird things,purple crystal shooting demon,rock throwing giant guy,lots of things,and I was good,I mean really good man.oh,and it was in the middle of a christmas parade,I think in japan,and everyone thought it was a show.

actually,it was a pretty cool dream.

oh,and they were after a note I had form simba,not sure about that part.

 

[Pandalisk]

I remember dreams, and usually after a few months i get the strange feeling of De-ja-Vu, because i could sworn the things im doing awake was just like how i was in a dream, im like a farseer now.

Oh yeah, if i do foresee the future, all people in England should fear the coming of dinosaurs brought from the past by from Dickhead, its okay though because Irish Super Commandos will set you straight.

 

[Inco]

Harry potter Vs midget Zombies while he was armed with a shovel.
Weird crap. Very weird.

 

[L4hlborg]

Well, I put this already in a similiar thread, so I'll just copy paste:

I had a dream (this one was pretty crazy) about something really weird. Ill try to explain:

I went on a road trip to Las Vegas with a couple of friends. We took my friend's mothers car and just drove there (pretty weird since I live in Finland). There, we ran into another friend of mine. She joined our group.

Then, what happened next is quite unclear to me. I remember going to a casino, some crazy dictator guy taking over and then I remember a gunfight. Then I don't know what happened next, but the next thing I remember was walking in a dessert thinking about a conspiracy, after being abbandonned by my friends. Then I realized something weird and turned back.

I got back to Las Vegas, were my friends were leaving. The girl we met earlier was going to drive. I got in the car, before they could stop me. In there, I revealed that the girl we met was actually an alien. I mean I was really certain and serious of it, not just joking or anything. Then the girl (or alien) turned around and said she was an alien.

Then I woke up. I was. Confused.

 

[Andalusa]

It's so weird it would take forever to write.
Actually, I based my creative writing coursework on said dream... but it's saved onto a memory pen... that I lost.

But it involved dragons and me drowning.

 

[Federalist92]

There was a socialist revolution in Britain starting in the north and working its way south. the army and the people of the north and scotland on oneside.
The Armoured police force and southerners on the other.
it was weird as i was colnel of the 2nd socialist armoured division known as the Steel Rhinos.
i only had this dream monday so im glad i can share it on this thread.

 

[Stoic raptor]

wait a second i made a thread like this a while ago

 

[fessferenc]

the strangest dream i can remember involved a painting hanging in empty, black space. the painting depicted gnomes or smurfs or something, in what would be normal scenes of everyday life for a gnome/smurf etc... that was the entirety of the dream, a painting floating in empty space. the thing that made it really strange was this went on for hours

 

[niglett]

no poll? lame.

umm. i watched a sick video from the 60s and it gave me a nightmare about the video. only i was the object in this video. then it went on about Valhalla for some reason.

here's the link to the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Farticle_17039_p2.html&feature=player_embedded

 

[niglett]

that video made my 14 year old younger brother cry a little.