Poll: What has video games made you do?

[antigodoflife]

According to multiple media sources, video gamers are the bane of existance, so fellow gamers, what wonderful act have you commited upon the world because you play video games, because obviously as a gamer you're a horrible person, because the media said so.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

While I see the humor here, I find it rather juvenile. Bad literal interpretation. Are there any games that actually allow you to kill your parents?

 

[Paladin426]

They made me go on a mass killstreak in the middle east.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The torment I will inflict upon this domain has yet to happen, I must bide my time and wait for Chuck Norris to die. Then the world will be defenceless and I wi-ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FORM.

 

[Distazo]

Well, as the incarnation of the anti-christ I have definitally played my fair share of video games and promoted them in an effort to get as many people as I can on the path to hell with me. The Apocalypse is just an afterthought.

 

[RatRace123]

I played some Bejeweled on my down time, and I ended up sodomizing everything I saw that day.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Melas Zepheos Alena wgah'nagl fhtagn

*cough* sorry, something got caught in my throat.

I have long been known to write both original fiction with ideas taken from video games, and also awful fanfiction, which I inflict upon the world with terrifying regularity.

 

[ultrachicken]

Well, they've caused me to renounce Christ, and sodomize teddy bears.
Surely the apocalypse is on its way, thanks to my new video-game.

 

[x0ny]

Playing video games, or wanting to play the latest video games made me do research on building computers and learning what separates good and bad components.

 

[Aerodynamic]

I started the apocalypse countless times.

 

[Scratcher]

I buy shopping for my elderly neighbours, patiently listen to any wandering preachers that come calling, and generally avoid causing any anger or irritation in other people. If I haven't had the chance to pull the spine out of some american kid's avatar or long shooted a smug sniper, I tend to start throwing my sledgehammer around playfully...

 

[Rednog]

They made me go on a mass killstreak in the middle east.

It was completely justified, they stole your crystal skull!

 

[Spaghetti]

Well, everytime I play Theme Hospital, I have the overwhelming urge to destroy all life on the planet.
As the Right Honourable Arthur Brown: I Am The God Of Hell Fire!

 

[azncutthroat]

After playing endless hours of Pac Man, I know roam dark alleyways in search of pills to devour.
If I'm lucky enough, I get the occasional fruit. Sometimes I just want to hand myself to colorful flashing police cars don't want to make it to the next level...

 

[Julianking93]

Its kept me from killing someone out of sheer boredom.

 

[Lolth17]

I can't count the number of live grenades I've slipped into people's pockets because of video games...

 

[Slayer_2]

I dunno, I usually just go on the occasional murder spree, no big deal.

 

[Spiner909]

I frequently murder people, drag them into a dark room and then cut off their arms and distribute the body parts to the beds of sleeping children. (I did that in Rivet City)

 

[Theron Julius]

I once hit a guy who was annoying with a blunt metal object because Halo 3 taught me that his shields would take all the damage. I also activated a tactical nuclear device in a crowded city because I did that in the Highrise map in MW2.