Poll: What if Games were made in Australia?

[Zeema]

I recently read a article from a mag about Aussie games and i would like to know what games would be called if they were australian and would you play it i have a couple of examples.

For example Miloshock instead of Bioshock

sorry if english is bad

 

[Vrex360]

I have to admit, as an Australian myself, the titles do make me chuckle. Yeah, I would play those. Especially Milo-shock just so I can hear Andrew Ryan ask me if I'd fancy a Plasmid on the Barby.

EDIT: Also:

G'daylo: Wombat evolved.

 

[imgunagitusucka]

How 'bout the ballad of gay bashers?

 

[AvsJoe]

I wouldn't play any of those games. However, I definitely would play Drop Bear Crisis[footnote]Dino Crisis[/footnote]. From what I've seen, it's scary as hell! They come out of nowhere, the devils!

 

[MysticnFm]

I have to admit, as an Australian myself, the titles do make me chuckle. Yeah, I would play those. Especially Milo-shock just so I can hear Andrew Ryan ask me if I'd fancy a Plasmid on the Barby.

EDIT: Also:

G'daylo: Combat evolved.

I think you mean:

G'Daylo: Wombat Evolved

See what I did there.

 

[tombman888]

bahaha, being an Aussie those are some good titles. definitely go for miloshock.

 

[default]

Hitman: Rudd Dunny (Blood Money)...

that was awful, and I'm an Australian... And I have never heard anyone say 'dunny' in my life...

 

[Cazza]

Hard one between The Ballard of Gay Tony Abott and No Rain. If games were Australian it would take for ever to travel anywhere and have conspiracy plots around mining and farming. Funny Idea though.

 

[octafish]

I believe if we were to ask his daughter it would be The Ballad of Lame Gay Churchy Loser Tony Abbott.

I'm pretty happy with Freedom Force.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Grand Theft Dingo: Back of the Black Stump.

You know, with the catch phrase: "Dingos took my baby!"

But I think No Rain wins. Hands down.

And I have heard the word "dunny" being used. Lots. It's a country thing.

 

[Antitonic]

Didgeridoo Hero = Guitar Hero
Dreamtime Fable = Fable
Bogan Paradise = Burnout Paradise

 

[no oneder]

Ballard of Gay Tony Abott and No Rain are definitely the best.

 

[PhiMed]

(I'm sure this is funny to Australians. I'm not in on the joke. I'll pretend to get it.)

HAHAHA

 

[Cazza]

(I'm sure this is funny to Australians. I'm not in on the joke. I'll pretend to get it.)

HAHAHA

Yes, us Australian are having our fun in the corner.

 

[ReckzB]

Thief: Deadly Abbos.

Sorry, that was bad. So very, very bad.

And can someone clean this up for me once and for all; where the hell was Bioshock produced? Someone once told me Bioshock was made by an Australian company, when I decided to laugh at the idea of video-games being made in Australia. I don't know, I'm lost.

I still find it amusing, actually. Given that it's damn near impossible to find educational methods for game design in this damn country...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Dude...we wouldn't have Root Beer Tap, we would have Beer Tap and it would be a bigger franchise than the Super Mario series. It would be freaking epic though.

 

[khiliani]

how about splinter cell:the labour party, lame pun, but meh

 

[Tharwen]

I'm pretty sure all games would be called '' if Australia had its way.

 

[JRShield]

I'd play Command and Convicts: Australian Dawn...