Poll: What kind of criminal suits you best?

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Fniff

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Ah,Criminal life. Hard,but you end up cool. If you survive.

What kind of criminal could you see yourself becoming?

Me? A loan shark,probably.
 

Omikron009

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May 22, 2009
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I like the sort of serial killer/cult leader approach. Think Charles Manson. Man, he was a wild and crazy guy.
 

Godhead

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May 25, 2009
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My life long dream has been to be Jason. That man knows how to use liquid nitrogen.
 

Xojins

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Jan 7, 2008
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A thief. It's sort of like being a spy, except I'd be stealing money.
 

Amnestic

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Aug 22, 2008
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Mafia Right-Hand-Man.

Leaders get bumped off, right hand men stay useful no matter who the leader is.
 

Roxas1359

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Aug 8, 2009
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I would probably be a thief until I finally snap and turn into a serial killer.
 

A random person

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Apr 20, 2009
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I always thought that if I were a criminal I'd be a serial killer who alternates between a rather civil-seeming persona and psychotic freakouts, so I'll go with that.
 

Inverse Skies

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Where's the choice for insider trading in the stock market? That's what I'd do, good old white collar crime. Make millions with inside tips and then hopefully never get found out about it.
 

Chicago Ted

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Jan 13, 2009
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Me and some friends discussed this topic a while back. They voted me an Arms Dealer. I can't really disagree.
 

Jinx_Dragon

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Jan 19, 2009
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Mobster. I would bring back a strict code of honor system, designed to reduce the damage caused by crime across the board. If there has to be crime, it might as well be organized crime!
 

Simalacrum

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Apr 17, 2008
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I'd be working for the government, the local council, or any other criminal organisation.
 

biggles1

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other, supervillan who runs around doing dastardly deeds in order to build a superweapon shaped like a top hat or something then to get beaten up by batman because I didn't strap him into my overly extravogant killing machine then mysteriously dissapearing to do it all again next week! sadly the world has yet to recognise my genious......