Poll: what would you prefer to have? (not involving consoles)

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bread golem

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What would you people prefer to have? I would like to know whats the most popular form of thought
 

Knight Templar

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Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679361 said:
Effort put into people's polls.
Your picutre seems to convey the right emotion.

Also I don't think people were going to get this confused with consoles, how you got from here to there is beyond me.
 

Gitsnik

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Retardation. My IQ isn't that high (it's only 144 or so) but the intelligence I have is a real PITA especially working in IT Security. I am constantly surrounded by idiots and, to use the derogatory, "retards" and would give quite a lot to dumb it down a bit. My girlfriend probably only pulls an even 100 out of an IQ test and she is so much happier than me.

I'm reminded of the "hacker" in the wired guide to computer people ( http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/16-04/st_geekster ). Having the intelligence level that much higher than the people you are forced to be surrounded by is a real burden

Notes:
Yes I know that IQ is not the be all and end all of intelligence - nor does it indicate a knowledge of common sense

Yes I know poor gitsnik, thinks he's too smart.
 

bread golem

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you can't steal wisdom, or the other atributes, but you may have retardation, and it takes creativity to invent... whoa, maybe everyone has retardation, but I guess this isn't about what you have but what you want...
 

Danny Ocean

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I need a serious dose of retardation, my colossal man-brain is getting stretch marks from all the knowledge in there, groaning under the weight of it's self important, arrogant arse.

Besides, ignorance is bliss, right?
 

bread golem

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RAKtheUndead post=18.70061.679396 said:
More intelligence. I'm sick of being constrained by my 150-odd IQ.
If you posses so much intelligence, then maybe you should have put forth you statement more eliquently...
 

The Wooster

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I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome.
 

bread golem

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Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679407 said:
I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome.
sorry (this will come off ball busting), but you sound like a fat internet nerd, tring to pick up chicks on a pick up hot line... I don't doubt your intelligence, but not 200 plus....
 

The Wooster

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bread golem post=18.70061.679415 said:
Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679407 said:
I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome.
sorry (this will come off ball busting), but you sound like a fat internet nerd, tring to pick up chicks on a pick up hot line... I don't doubt your intelligence, but not 200 plus....
I think perhaps you missed the point my shitty thread starting friend.
 

mrblackett

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bread golem post=18.70061.679415 said:
Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679407 said:
I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome.
sorry (this will come off ball busting), but you sound like a fat internet nerd, tring to pick up chicks on a pick up hot line... I don't doubt your intelligence, but not 200 plus....
This is what we in the industry call 'sarcasm'. It's a natural response to a question that encourages the IQ-point exchanging wang-waving we've witnessed so far.
 

bread golem

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actually I never asked for IQ numbers and that stuff, I asked what people wanted, I couldn't give a flying crap why you want it, or any of that other crap, so why the hell are you guys posting this crap.
 

The Wooster

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bread golem post=18.70061.679426 said:
actually I never asked for IQ numbers and that stuff, I asked what people wanted, I couldn't give a flying crap why you want it, or any of that other crap, so why the hell are you guys posting this crap.
Because your topic is vague, without a point and doesn't contribute anything to the forum. It's just an arbitrary question which inspires neither thought nor debate. That's why people aren't taking it seriously.
 

mrblackett

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bread golem post=18.70061.679426 said:
actually I never asked for IQ numbers and that stuff, I asked what people wanted, I couldn't give a flying crap why you want it, or any of that other crap, so why the hell are you guys posting this crap.
What crap use is the answer crap if you don't want the reason...crap?
 

bread golem

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Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679434 said:
bread golem post=18.70061.679426 said:
actually I never asked for IQ numbers and that stuff, I asked what people wanted, I couldn't give a flying crap why you want it, or any of that other crap, so why the hell are you guys posting this crap.
Because your topic is vague, without a point and doesn't contribute anything to the forum. It's just an arbitrary question which inspires neither thought nor debate. That's why people aren't taking it seriously.
Well I guess I overjudged the voters on this website, maybe next time I shall create a more direct question, for every one it seems, are morons...