Poll: What's Your Favorite Fruit?

[Madara XIII]

Heyooooooo
How's it going fellow Escapists?
Today I've come to discuss with you all about the wonders of fruit.

Fruits have always made for a delicious snack and then I began to think whether or not I could actually name my all time favorite.

Well after contemplating for a good while on the vast assortment of Fruits, I've come to a simple conclusion.

[HEADING=2]Pears are fucking awful!![/HEADING]
(It's like eating a dried out, sandy apple)

Seen Above: THE EPICENTER OF MY HATE!!


However there is one fruit in this god-forsaken world that has quelled my wrath to extreme levels of docile. (If punching your neighbor only 2 times a day instead of 5 counts as docile)

[HEADING=2]My Favorite Fruit of all time stands as the Mango[/HEADING]

Seen Above: The Holy Grail of Deliciousness

But I digress, and no I will not apologize to the Pear Lovers that I may have offended. You know what you did wrong!!
So without further ado, I proceed to ask you my fellow escapists,

[HEADING=2] What is your all time favorite fruit?[/HEADING]

 

[Euryalus]

Bananas are my favorite, but I'm not a huge fruit lover anyway (I don't like sweet things very much sorry).

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Starfruit,
not only is the name awesome, when you cut it, the slices look like stars.

 

[Madara XIII]

Starfruit,
not only is the name awesome, when you cut it, the slices look like stars.

Don't those taste really bitter?
From my experience at least I heard they're not all that great.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

snip

It depends on when you eat them.
Like bananas, they start out green then get yellow.
If you eat them while they're green, they taste bitter.

When they're yellow, they taste citrusy, It's hard to explain.
Like an apple mixed with a pineapple. Not really sweet but not bitter either.

 

[Kinguendo]

Strawberries, you beast! Where are the strawberries?! But to be honest, a fruit salad with strawberries, apple, mango, pineapple, kiwi, etc is just fantastic!

And yes, pears suck... its the fruit-equivalent of teabagging yourself with sandy balls.

 

[Kinguendo]

Strawberries, you beast! Where are the strawberries?! But to be honest, a fruit salad with strawberries, apple, mango, pineapple, kiwi, etc is just fantastic!

And yes, pears suck... its the fruit-equivalent of teabagging yourself with sandy balls.

Erm... oops?! Ignore this please. I missed the edit button.

 

[Guffe]

Bananas

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The banana is a herb not a fruit!!!!

On Topic:

Citruis fruits for me, oranges and tangerins.

Captcha: Tastes like chicken
wtf

 

[Madara XIII]

snip

It depends on when you eat them.
Like bananas, they start out green then get yellow.
If you eat them while they're green, they taste bitter.

When they're yellow, they taste citrusy, It's hard to explain.
Like an apple mixed with a pineapple. Not really sweet but not bitter either.

An Apple Mixed with a Pineapple?

WHAT WIZARDRY DO YOU SPEAK OF!?!?
I must try these

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I love eating berries, but more specifically, strawberries are my favorite fruit.

 

[Madara XIII]

I love eating berries, but more specifically, strawberries are my favorite fruit.

Do you like Berries AND CREAM?

<youtube=wYX_zhlTDr8>

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

An Apple Mixed with a Pineapple?

WHAT WIZARDRY DO YOU SPEAK OF!?!?
I must try these

DISCLAIMER: That's just the way they taste to me, might not taste that way to you.

 

[Launcelot111]

Granny Smith apples all the way. The more aggressively sour, the better

 

[FamoFunk]

The trusty Apple, has to be red though. Can't beat the no faff of just grabbing it, giving it a rinse if possible and eating it.

Closely followed by the Banana then Pineapple when I can be bothered with the preping.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pretty much Apple and Banana. Those fruits leave little to none mess when eating it. I just hate it when I take a bite into it, the juice burst out and drip onto my cloths! Granted you have to be careful with banana mainly don't leave it in your bag for too long, they rot away easily!

 

[Esotera]

Pomegranate, unfortunately it's very expensive most of the time. Nectarines, grapes, tangerines, and raisins are my runner ups.

 

[Able Seacat]

Pretty much Apple and Banana. Those fruits leave little to none mess when eating it. I just hate it when I take a bite into it, the juice burst out and drip onto my cloths! Granted you have to be careful with banana mainly don't leave it in your bag for too long, they rot away easily!

I like lots of fruit but I am quite keen of kiwis!

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[CrimsonBlaze]

I love eating berries, but more specifically, strawberries are my favorite fruit.

Do you like Berries AND CREAM?

<youtube=wYX_zhlTDr8>

No, dear God no.

 

[mParadox]

Mangoes of course! Here they are known as the King of the Fruits.

I can only assume that it's true for everywhere else because it's indeed, freaking awesome.