Poll: Which type of death is better out of these

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knight steel

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Dear escapist's i was thinking about all the ways us puny humans can die when i came up with the idea for this thread.So out the choices given to you which would you pick and why.Discuss and enjoy.
 

Skeleon

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Gun shot, of course.
At least if I get to choose where.
A lethal bullet wound in my abdomen? Uargh, that would suck.
But a head shot would be okay, I'd be dead before my brain even realizes the sensory input coming from the pain receptors of my skin, skull and meninges.
 

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Hanging could produce the euphoria assoicated with oxygen deprevation I guess... or break your neck in the process. I'll be a wuss and say niether, because they all sound horrible.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Gun Shot, I wanna be shot while shooting

If most of you already know me, youd know that I have already said I wanna go out fighting
 

Samurai Goomba

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Doesn't this sort of count as a demotivational thread? I thought those were outlawed.

I don't think about dying much. I don't much care how I go, s'long as it ain't too painful.
 

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Is it possible to drown and burn at the same time?

With the choices, i would choose hanging, with gun shot they can miss and you can lie in agony for hours or days, but eith hanging, either way its over in one minute.
 

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I'm gonna go with hanging, 'cause my puny neck would probably break, killing me pretty much instantly. Of course, being shot is much cooler, so if I'm gonna get into the newspaper, it's a rain of bullets for me.
 

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knight steel said:
Dear escapist's i was thinking about all the ways us puny humans can die when i came up with the idea for this thread.So out the choices given to you which would you pick and why.Discuss and enjoy.
I guess for those aiming for the quickest death you may as well choose em all, lol.

I personally would rather go out with a bang, a bang of another mans gun. =]
 

PureChaos

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define 'better'. burning would be the most painful, closely followed by electric shock, gunshot could be the most graphic and gory, hanging is more of a suicide thing and drowning is probably worse (to experience) so it depends. all together would be major overkill
 

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Gun shot to the head. All the others are extremely painful and definitely not fast. For instance, after being beheaded, it can take up to twelve seconds for the head to die (which was proven during the Terror period of the French Revolution, so they would know), burning..... ugh, drowning is definitely NOT a pleasant experience (I wouldn't say I almost drowned, but let's just say I have a better idea of how it would feel than most), hanging might be quick if you break your neck, but even then I believe the head would STILL survive for a few seconds (since it's effectively a "non-invasive" beheading), aaand if there's more I can't recall 'cause I voted already and apparently I can't pull the options back up. However, a headshot is quick, and if you do it right, I don't believe you'll feel all that much. (Depending on the bullet as well, of course. A 9mm slug will bore a tunnel through the brain, a .50AE would probably cause so much trauma that the brain would be disintegrated, .30 FMJ rifle rounds blow the back of your head off so that's also pretty much disintegration, .50BMG..... would probably disintegrate the brain, the skull and the innocence/sanity of those around you. ker-SPLAT.)
 

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Hanging. If done correctly it will break your neck and even though you might still be alive while technically suffocating due to your lungs not working and heart stopping, the nerves in the spine will also have lost their connection (only way to die from a broken neck besides rupturing blood vessels and air pipes) you will not feel any pain other than perhaps a stretching in the neck and something uncomfortable around your neck.
 

Samurai Goomba

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MaxTheReaper said:
Samurai Goomba said:
Doesn't this sort of count as a demotivational thread? I thought those were outlawed.

I don't think about dying much. I don't much care how I go, s'long as it ain't too painful.
It's definitely a list thread.

Anyway, I don't plan to die.
They never do. But even Death has to die some time. I refer you to Preacher.

Hey, you ever hear this story? A guy gets on the LAX and dies...

If you've never seen Collateral, do not click this link. I will reach through your monitor and smack you around if you spoil this movie for yourself. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0bCV-eVvg&feature=related]

I dunno, seems appropriate in a thread about the philosophy of dying.