Poll: Which Videogame Console Has The Worst Name?

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This thread was inspired by another thread talking about how uncontroversial the name of the new Nintendo console. It got me thinking. What was the worst name for a gaming console in recent years? If you can remember a name of console older than the ones listed in the poll that was pretty bad, please share it.

So...Which Videogame Console Has The Worst Name?
 

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The Wii U and if this poll goes any other way, I will lose my faith in everything.

It was built upon a stupid name (the Wii) but it was made extra stupid by the fact that it just confused the casual market (you know, the market that made the Wii a mind-boggling success). Was it an expansion? Was it its own console? Do you just buy those tablet things to attach to your Wii? Is that last question sexual or am I talking about a video game console?

Terrible decision by Nintendo.
 

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The Wii U for everything tippy said and also because it reminds me of that stupid sound that one chick made in that one movie.

 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
The Wii U for everything tippy said and also because it reminds me of that stupid sound that one chick made in that one movie.

Good ti...you know what, there's a reason why I never bought this on DVD. The Wii U, closely followed by XBOX One. The reason XBONE gets 2nd place is because, now nobody can't all the first XBOX, XBOX 1. Now you have to say the original XBOX. Why couldn't they stick with the 720 name is beyond me.

Nintendo should have known better naming it the Wii-U anything else. The Revolution would have been better name. Ironic, because a lot of people have forgotten that's what the original Wii console was going to be called. Had the Wii-U took up the name, The Revolution, Nintendo definitely would have seen better increase in sales.
 

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Was gonna say Commodore 64, but actually kinda like the bouncy rhyme now.
Maybe for most unimaginative, PS4. Not even trying, Sony. Never tried. So lifeless, dry and dull, like felatio with Thatcher. It's an entertainment system! It needs to entertain straight from the name!! We need some fucking fruity names up in here! At least WiiU was an attempt at...Something. I'm gonna go with PS4...PS4 pro....For fuck's sake...The depressing thought of a "PS5!!!!" reveal as if its' some tome of boundless magical opportunities.
 

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I've read that Reggie said the Wii U was "Made for You", as in the hardcore gamer. So it kinda makes sense, given that "Wii" is a Japanese play on the term "We" but having the last two letters shaped like a pair of their peripherals, signifying playing together. I think the names are pretty clever tbh. Same with the Switch. It's quick, kinda slides off the tongue like a ski jumper launching off the ramp, and is literally a functional term for it as well.

Playstation has been around for what, 22 or so years now? It's also a functionally sound mainstay to separate it, as well as being an escape from the "workstation" that millions are shackled to daily. The number at the end may be considered unimaginative, but it's again functional because it denotes a generational update and doesn't deviate from the relatively iconic brandname. "Slim" is also simple and aesthetically sound. Clever, even.

At least more clever than "Xbox 360", which is what I voted. I get the "Xbox" part because of Microsoft's own DirectX, and that "box" is considered slang for a piece of hardware, but what the hell were they thinking with "360"? I mean, it could be anything...I guess the disc in the tray spins 360, the...I just don't know. If they're going for an all-encompassing solution then no, it was nowhere near what you get with a PC. Hell, even the PS3 had that covered far more effectively, especially when it still had Linux support. Plus, all it did was lead to stupid speculation on what the next one would be called. 720 you say? No....

"One". Yes that's correct, the third console in Microsoft's lineup doesn't even have a 3 in it. I guess they figured they might as well take a better jab at the "all encompassing" thing since the 360 left heads spinning. But wait, it turns out that's not what everyOne wanted at all. In fact, they had to take away launch features One by One in order to stay in the game at all this gen.

I Onede, I mean I wonder what they'll come up with next.
 

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The Wii U.

I have one, it's not a bad console, but it's a bad name.
 

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Dang it's hard not to vote for Wii U

I want to rag on Xbox One because it seems like such a soulless corporate bullshit name, plus the Wii U had the thing where it looks like Wiimotes and the U looks like the game pad. That is some sick branding right there

But Wii U just sounds stupid, plus it confused a good chunk of its prospective buyers

Sony really has it figured out, you can figure out everything you need to know from the title. Playstation 4. It's a station you play games on and it's the fourth one we've made. If I'm someone who doesn't know shit about games, It takes some research to find out that the Xbox One is the third damn console
 

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Wii U definitely. Wii was already a silly enough name given it sounds identical to a slang term for urination. Should have just dropped the Wii name completely, which was unlikely to happen considering how many units it sold

hanselthecaretaker said:
At least more clever than "Xbox 360", which is what I voted. I get the "Xbox" part because of Microsoft's own DirectX, and that "box" is considered slang for a piece of hardware, but what the hell were they thinking with "360"? I mean, it could be anything...I guess the disc in the tray spins 360, the...I just don't know.
I remember hearing that they were going to just call it Xbox 2 but seeing as it's direct competitor was the PS3 they decided that to Joe Public PS3 would sound more advanced than Xbox 2. They couldn't call it Xbox 3 as it was the 2nd console(something that didn't seem to occur to them when they were naming the 3rd console) so went with 360 instead. Don't know how much truth there is in that but it makes some sense
 

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my first reaction when i heard the name "wii" was "so nintendo named the new console after urine?"
 

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I bought an Xbox One over a decade ago. why are you selling me the same thing again MS?
 

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Wii U. Xbox 360 is fairly meaningless, but it sounds catchy and I don't feel like a fucking clown when I say it. Xbox One is dumb, but at least it has meaning (the all-in-One entertainment package, as they said).

"Wii U" is not only a meaningless name but one that makes you dumber for being exposed to it AND it managed to confuse every casual Wii owner.
 

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I voted for Wii U because that's an objectively ridiculous name, but I remember thinking that the "PlayStation" sounded like one of those cheap Playskool activity centers you buy for toddlers. Compared to the more sharp and edgy names Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo, how could a [color= chartreus]PlayStation[/color] be an upgrade?
 

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I want to thank everyone who have responded so far.

I think this post perfectly summed up my choice...

Chareater said:
Wii was a bad name to begin with, Wii U is even worse.
This is the reason why Nintendo is such a polarizing console maker. They make a bad decision, and then they double down on the bad decision.
 

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Rangaman said:
Wii U. Xbox 360 is fairly meaningless, but it sounds catchy and I don't feel like a fucking clown when I say it. Xbox One is dumb, but at least it has meaning (the all-in-One entertainment package, as they said).

"Wii U" is not only a meaningless name but one that makes you dumber for being exposed to it AND it managed to confuse every casual Wii owner.
The 360 has a pretty similar meaning. It looks in "360 degrees", like covering everything.

And yes, I agree the Wii U is pretty dumb. Not only it confuses the people by making it seem like a Wii accessory, but it tries to be too bright for its own good by doubling down on the silly word play of the first one: "We You". I get that Nintendo was the first surprised one when the Wii was so successful, but they didn't have to be so clueless.