Poll: which would you rather be chased by?

[Oly J]

so my sister submitted a question to a youtuber called Nice Peter or something and actually got it read on an FAQ, basically the question was the subject of the poll, I just wondered what everyone else thought

personally I'd go with the duck-sized horses and just...get on a table

 

[AngelSword]

I'd have to go with the horse-sized duck. While 50 duck-sized horses may seem less intimidating, that also means 200 duck-sized hooves, moving at duck-sized horse speed, tripping you up with their duck-sized weight, resulting in a duck-sized trampling death.

]EDIT[ - I can't count >_>

 

[emeraldrafael]

Ducks are suprisingly violent, while horses wont infact run over a person if you lay down between them.

So the duck sized horses. easier to deal with.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Completely depends on the type of duck. I'll go with the 50 duck sized horses. All I have to do is wave a plastic carrier/ bin bag at them and they'll get spooked.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Duck sized horses.

Not only are ducks violent enough anyway, fifty duck sized horses would be adorable.

I could use 'em as a pick up line...

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ducks are assholes and horrifying when enraged.

I'll take the horses, please.

 

[judgementbringer]

Definitely the duck sized horses. Waterfowl are surprisingly fierce, as anyone who has been attacked by geese can confirm. A giant one would just straight up murder folks.

 

[anthony87]

I'd have to go with the horse-sized duck. While 50 duck-sized horses may seem less intimidating, that also means 50 duck-sized hooves, moving at duck-sized horse speed, tripping you up with their duck-sized weight, resulting in a duck-sized trampling death.

But the hooves wouldn't be duck-sized. They'd be duck-sized horse....sized.

So you'd be safe.

 

[Signa]

Horse-sized doesn't mean horse weight.

Going with the big duck.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I could sell the horses for a decent amount of money. Corralling the duck however would not be fun.

 

[AngelSword]

I'd have to go with the horse-sized duck. While 50 duck-sized horses may seem less intimidating, that also means 50 duck-sized hooves, moving at duck-sized horse speed, tripping you up with their duck-sized weight, resulting in a duck-sized trampling death.

But the hooves wouldn't be duck-sized. They'd be duck-sized horse....sized.

So you'd be safe.

That's what I meant; hooves appropriate to a duck-sized animal.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I going with the a horse-sized duck (would it taste any better compared to a regular size roast duck?). I think even in horse-size, the duck won't run for a long time compare to the horses despite in smaller sizes. Ok yes the duck will cover more distance but I still think the horse can still travel further.

 

[otakon17]

I'd have to go with the horse-sized duck. While 50 duck-sized horses may seem less intimidating, that also means 50 duck-sized hooves, moving at duck-sized horse speed, tripping you up with their duck-sized weight, resulting in a duck-sized trampling death.

I'm with you brother. Average duck weights, what about 10 lbs.? Besides, if the duck is horse-sized, that means it's to big to fly and it's just got a waddle. A slow waddle, even at that size to boot.

 

[silvermorning624]

I'd have to go with the horse-sized duck. While 50 duck-sized horses may seem less intimidating, that also means 50 duck-sized hooves, moving at duck-sized horse speed, tripping you up with their duck-sized weight, resulting in a duck-sized trampling death.

I'm with you brother. Average duck weights, what about 10 lbs.? Besides, if the duck is horse-sized, that means it's to big to fly and it's just got a waddle. A slow waddle, even at that size to boot.

I also voted for the horse-sized duck, but for different reasons. If I could out run it, which I most likely could given the speed and maneuverability of a duck, I would not have to worry about any bodily injury. Also, the novelty of that situation is just so much better than being chased by 50 duck sized horses(who could out run me). One thing I did want to point out is that if the duck scaled up perfectly, would its wings not be adapted to lift it?

 

[Dango]

Duck sized horses sound pretty cute, so I'll go with them.

 

[newwiseman]

It's easier to effectively kick over a fence something duck sized. I'm also pretty sure I'm faster than a duck sized horse.

 

[nico74]

Will this horse sized duck be flying? And can it fly as fast as a horse since it is in fact horse sized. Wait does that mean the duck can't fly since it the size of a horse?

 

[Princess Rose]

so my sister submitted a question to a youtuber called Nice Peter or something and actually got it read on an FAQ, basically the question was the subject of the poll, I just wondered what everyone else thought

personally I'd go with the duck-sized horses and just...get on a table

50 tiny horses?!

**squee**

Real live My Little Ponies!

Chased? I'd capture the little cutties! I'd make them their very own stable and barn and... and... **explodes from cuteness**

 

[standokan]

Duck-sized horses, because I can kick them away. But on the other side, I could fly-ride on a horse-sized duck though...