Poll: Would you ever consider eating one of these?

[troth]

As the title suggests this video contains foods created by Satan himself.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18133_8-great-foods-explaining-why-terrorists-hate-us.html (Warning: vomit)

So would you even think about eating one of these?

 

[Jark212]

I would like to take a bite out of each, but that's it...

 

[Soxafloppin]

The chicken doughnut sounds interesting.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Caviar Pizza, mainly because it's the only thing on there that I couldn't see killing me after I finish one, although it is delightfully pretentious.

BTW, Win for watching Swaim!

 

[-Drifter-]

Depends. Do I have to finish it in one sitting?

 

[Soulgaunt]

None, although I would eat a Swafflecake!

Caviar Pizza, mainly because it's the only thing on there that I couldn't see killing me after I finish one, although it is delightfully pretentious.

BTW, Win for watching Swaim!

Also, Nice name!

 

[thenoblegaunt]

None, although I would eat a Swafflecake!

Caviar Pizza, mainly because it's the only thing on there that I couldn't see killing me after I finish one, although it is delightfully pretentious.

BTW, Win for watching Swaim!

Also, Nice name!

Same to you sir!

 

[Kinguendo]

That double down looks tasty... Mmmm, chicken... and that 7 burger high sandwhich looks good too...

 

[Omikron009]

God, I love cracked TV.

OT: I actually want to try the double down. I'm gross.

 

[SonicKoala]

That Big Mac breakfast burger is looking pretty good - really, that's not THAT bad.

 

[siffty]

none what you chuld have is a dubble pownder and in the middle have another cheese burger not just the patty the wholl cheese burger pickel and all or 100 nuggets

 

[siffty]

none what you chuld have is a dubble pownder and in the middle have another cheese burger not just the patty the wholl cheese burger pickel and all or 100 nuggets

 

[ace_of_something]

Heart attack grill food! Heart attack grill food! That looks delcious!

 

[TailsRodrigez]

caviar pizza, or the NEW CHICKEN BUCKET SUPREME!

 

[Neosage]

Those things don't even tase good, they taste of illness. So no-way. They're probably made with really bad meat too. I CAN'T STAND BAD MEAT!

 

[VampiresDontSparkle]

Swaim is made of win.

Also, no, I wouldn't eat any of that. Just looking at it makes me sick.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I would never eat any of them...
I wouldn't even consider eating them...
I'd be so sick... How is it possible to eat that stuff? D:

 

[atalanta]

Half of these wouldn't fit in my mouth (seriously, how on earth would you eat that first burger?), and I doubt I could finish any of them in one sitting, but other than that, sure, I'd try all of them. None of these are even that gross, just... large.

On a related note, my ultimate culinary goal is to successfully make and eat turducken. I'm pretty sure the kitchen in my apartment is too small for the awesomeness of stuffing birds into other birds, and my mom has flat-out forbidden me from trying it at home, but one day I will have a kitchen up to the task, and it will be amazing.

 

[siffty]

fuck sorry dubble post my net is capped sorry

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Most of those are just fucking nasty, but diamonds and gold aren't even supposed to be consumable to my knowledge. Who the hell thought of that one? the sheer amount of gold food products alone forces way too many questions. Also, I could probably muscle down the chicken donut. Not that I would want to.