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Pebkio

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Shadows dragons and tentacles, eh? I think we're circling in on the things you find the creepiest.

Why do you think dragons are automatically part of the Greater Evil Force crew? Even in Skyrim, in which you play a guy who's purpose in life is to kill as many of them as possible, not all Dragons are evil.

I would personally like to summon the Spirit of Technological Advancement but whatever: Dragons, tentacles and shadows... or a Shadow Dragon with Tentacles. I can dig it...
 

Fappy

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I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.
 

Shinsei-J

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Out of these? I'll go the genticals.
But what I was trying to summon was one of the old ones.
 

Fappy

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Fappy said:
I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.
Oh yeah, why the hell not. Except for not wanting to get raped, that is.
He can't rape you if his dick is made out of ectoplasm!
 

Aris Khandr

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Fappy said:
I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.
Aww. I would rather summon Rufio [http://dantebasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_liy3e2Dlpx1qzmlipo1_500.jpg]'s ghost.
 

Fappy

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Aris Khandr said:
Fappy said:
I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.
Aww. I would rather summon Rufio [http://dantebasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_liy3e2Dlpx1qzmlipo1_500.jpg]'s ghost.
Do you summon him with this chant, "RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 

Playing The System

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I say a giant cookie appears floating in the sky, one which no one is able to eat. The greatest evil of them all... A cookie your not aloud. o.o
 

Pinkamena

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Can I choose shadowy tentacle pony? "My little eldritch horror, my little eldritch horror"
 

Asita

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Go with the pure shadowy mass. A shadowy dragon, tentacles or abberation is at least a tangible force to deal with, but you open up that portal and a wave of shadow starts pouring out...that's just plain terrifying, especially given how often that seems to be a precursor to something far, FAR worse.

Fappy said:
Aww. I would rather summon Rufio [http://dantebasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_liy3e2Dlpx1qzmlipo1_500.jpg]'s ghost.
Do you summon him with this chant, "RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"[/quote]

Wait, you mean that wasn't the Rufio we were summoning in the first place? I feel misled.

 

Basement Cat

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Hmmmm...take one look at my avatar and guess which answer I gave. Two internet points to the first correct response!

 

Darknacht

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Fappy said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Fappy said:
I would summon Rufio's Ghost [http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Rufio]. I imagine he has a lonely afterlife.
Oh yeah, why the hell not. Except for not wanting to get raped, that is.
He can't rape you if his dick is made out of ectoplasm!
Arthur Conan Doyle described ectoplasm as "a viscous, gelatinous substance which appeared to differ from every known form of matter in that it could solidify and be used for material purposes".