Poll: You find yourself naked in the Shopping Centre

[TurboFish2000]

Let's put away our reality checks for a moment and assume you were wandering through your local shopping complex only to realise you are -ahem- as nature intended. How would you react (if at all!)?

P.S. I only ask because I was VERY bored at work today and - needless to say - my mind wandered!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I get clothes, then gather weapons.
It is obviously the first sign of a zombie apocalypse.
Then gather other survivors and close off as many parts of the shopping centre as possible.

 

[TaboriHK]

I imagine the topic of how much I need to do some situps or something will probably be revisited.

 

[Falko]

Run before the Police arrive. That'd be my first thought

 

[EinTheCorgi]

I would most likely think that im dreaming and do some bad things...

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Just go along with it. Act like nothings wrong and just continue on. Maybe not strut around, but walk like your not naked. And interact with as many people as possible. That way they can share any awkwardness that I have.

If I'm not feeling confinendent to pull that off, go with the social experiment excuse. People will look at me odd, but they'll figure its just part of the experiment.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I begin to dance and hope they think it's one of those T-Mobile adverts.

 

[Godhead]

Attempt to create the shopping centre into a nudist colony. Otherwise leg it.

 

[Kajt]

"Oh, bollocks... *laugh*"

Then I'd try to find some clothes before I'm thrown in jail because being sexy is a crime.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Run before the Police arrive. That'd be my first thought

You know, being naked isnt actually illegal... its when you start doing stupid things when it gets to be a problem...

OT: hell im already there, may as well have some fun

 

[Stilt-Man]

I'd get my groceries as intended. This is business as usual for Stilt-Man.

 

[ViaticalTarsier]

I'd grab something to cover the junk because nobody wants to see it and I wouldn't want to make the other guys jealous :] and calmly walk out.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'd pray to God I'm in during closing hours and no one is around.

Probably find some clothing to put on as well, seeing as its cold were I live right now.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I would just hang out until I get arrested. That is just too much sexiness for the general public to handle.

 

[Harlemura]

Carry on shopping and wink at everyone I pass.
Even if I didn't get arrested, I'd never show my mug in that store again. Might as well make the most of it.