Poll: You have to fist fight the last game character you played as, how does it go?

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CaitSeith

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The title says it all: you have to fist fight the last game character you played as (that means no weapons). With who (or what) would be and how would the fight be like?
 

MysticSlayer

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Last character I played as was The Postal Dude. We wouldn't fight. He'd just smash my face in with a sledgehammer before a fair fist fight could begin. Either that, or he'd be on a pacifist run and refuse to fight because he may lose an achievement.
 

Johnny Novgorod

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Well the guy from System Shock 2 can't do hand to hand without STR 23, END 17, CYB 80, PSI 42. So I'm good.
 

Catfood220

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That would be Max from Mad Max. Hmmmmmmmmmm, a hardened survivor of a post apocalyptic world vs a soft out of shape bloke from Northampton.

There wouldn't be much of a fight, I think he would break every bone in my body before I even thought of throwing a punch. I could try to distract him by bringing up his dead wife and daughter in the hope of him having a grief flashback giving me the chance to kick him in the nuts and run while he is incapacitated. However, more realistically I think it would just make him more angry and he would break all the bones in my body twice.
 

go-10

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well I'm dead I spent last night practicing with Necali from Street Fighter 5...
 

DefunctTheory

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Reboot Lara Croft. I get a hit or two in before she ignores the rules, picks up a rock and beats me to death with it, leaving me to rot or freeze in the wilderness.
 

Saelune

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Ive been playing The Stanley Parable all day, so I actually get to win my fight, yay.

Edit: Not going for the Tuesday achievement, I just put off getting and playing the game till yesterday.
 

Guffe

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I've been playing PokemonX.
So my opponent is a 11-year-old. I'd say I've got this :D
Unless he gets to use his Pokemons... Then I'm screwed as hell...
 

Frankster

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Last game I played was Overwatch..
As Mercy :D

Ok I think I got this, her cybernetic body might be a problem, but assuming it doesn't enhance her strength Mercy isn't renowned for her melee prowess so I just have to aim for the head.

That said, I'd much rather stage the fight (she gets enough abuse in game!) and I think Mercy would be ok with that:
"Must violence always be the solution?"
 

Erttheking

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Doomguy? Well fuck me sideways then. My head is getting ripped off.
 

happyninja42

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Last character I played was Agni, the Hindu God of Fire in a SMITE match...so...yeah he kicks my ass, and cooks it.
 

Evil Moo

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So I have to fist fight a small crying child called Isaac? I'm not sure I'm okay with this arrangement, but it is probably safe to say I would win.
 

Level 7 Dragon

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Phew..

My Goth farmer girl character from Stardew Valley. She doesn't seem like the fighty kind, so we will probably get along. The worst thign that will happened is that I may end up with a black eye, ouch.