Poll: Zombie-Tangerineism

[SpaceSpork]

(This thread is search bar approved!)
Back in the year 1993, Peter Molyneux and Junichi Masuda, (Composer of the first generation of the Pokemon games,) had a dance-off in the middle of Fort Knox. Fourteen thousand and twelve people attended the event, and watched as Peter and Junichi tied, and shook hands, declaring it was a "good game." When they returned to their secret cave in a remote area of New Zealand, they popped a copy of Monty Python: Life of Brian, and decided to create their own religion based off of an acid hallucination Peter had had in 1981. Here is the theory of his religion, zombie-tangerineism.

Spoiler: The zombie-tangerineism theory

In the year 1902, Abraham Lincoln discovered a small race of crabs that could shoot lasers out of their left eyes. Abraham Lincoln then dedicated seven years to creating an AVATAR-esque mech suit in order to destroy the LaserCrabs. When he was finally able to create the mech suit, he used his personal jetpack to fly to New Zealand. The trip took 5 years and 50 days, and when Abe finally reached New Zealand, he used is mech suit to battle the crabs. The battle was long and hard, but in the end, neither Lincoln nor the LaserCrabs survived.
Zombie-tangerineists believe that if the zombie-tangerineism religion gains 10,000,000,000 followers, Abe will be resurrected as a zombie tangerine.

Please respond, and answer the poll.

EDIT: The official Zombie-Tangerineist user group!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Zombie-Tangerineists

 

[GreyWolf257]

This is by far the most retarded thing I have ever seen, yet I am oddly intrigued and entertained. I still don't know whether or not this is making or breaking my night, though.

Oh, and I answered the one that had the word "puppies" in it.

 

[Berethond]

Spacer, I do believe you've lost your mind. I'll look under the couch.

I too voted puppies, by the way.

I voted for Starcraft II!
What now?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I wish people would take this more seriously.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You have lost your damn mind..and blown mine up at the same time.

 

[Berethond]

What now?

Now? Now we dance!

<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE>To the Masochism Tango!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

If this Wasn't search bar approved I would flip.
I voted Neigh, because I am pretty sure the puppies are yellow from the blood of the Bananas that Lincoln killed in the afterlife, and we all know that when you kill something in the afterlife its corpse appears in Antartica.

As for you, OP, I suggest a visit to Here, they'll welcome you with open arms and cozy jackts.

 

[FoOd77]

It makes such perfect sense, I always knew that whole thing about Lincoln being assassinated was just a lie, and I always suspected that he had truly died while battling laser-eye crabs in New Zealand, and this confirms my suspicions.

I am now a proud Zombie-Tangerineist, we must all work to ressurect Lincoln as a zombie-tangerine, for the good of the world. I voted for puppies, by the way.

 

[Reep]

You left out the "My brain hurts" option.

Despite this, ill become a zombie-tangerineist, out of curiosity...

 

[Knife-28]

[sub]I allways wanted to use that.[/sub]

No offence Spacer but that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard,even stupider then this.
It was slightly funny though.

 

[SpaceSpork]

[sub]I allways wanted to use that.[/sub]

No offence Spacer but that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard,even stupider then this.
It was slightly funny though.

Stupid? PSHAAAAAW!

 

[Knife-28]

Stupid? PSHAAAAAW!

Pshaaaaaw?

 

[Sir Kemper]

*Clap Clap*

Congrats sir, your thread has managed to make me extreamly dizzy and confused, Qudos!

EDIT: And also mildly scared.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Stupid? PSHAAAAAW!

Pshaaaaaw?

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Becoming rare an exclamation of disgust, impatience, disbelief, etc.

 

[FoOd77]

Honestly, threads like this are what keeps me coming back to the Escapist, I can only handle so many pseudo-intellectuals acting all smarmy to impress all the other pseudo-intellectuals that flood the site. Threads like this are just good, nonsensical fun, keeps the forums from getting stale if you ask me.

By the way, I'm smarter than all of you, I have a PhD in smartness, and there is no way you can disprove it because I am on the internet. Besides, do you see how I type? My great typing just screams "Smarty Pants".

 

[dmase]

That wasn't very amusing, it wasn't funny, it didn't even have sex. What where you thinking not adding sex?

 

[Grayjack]

Yellow Puppies: Not a Quarter!

I approve of this silly thread.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Honestly, threads like this are what keeps me coming back to the Escapist, I can only handle so many pseudo-intellectuals acting all smarmy to impress all the other pseudo-intellectuals that flood the site. Threads like this are just good, nonsensical fun, keeps the forums from getting stale if you ask me

I'll agree with you that threads like these are refreshing every now and again, but only to a degree. If things like this were to become the norm, the forums would become full of nonsensical rubbish. if you do wish to hear things like this more often though, I do believe there's a group that does things like this:
Asylum Open Mic
iGroup (Inside joke with my group)