Post a game review, About something you like. Do it in haiku.

[FaithorFire]

I have to credit my inspiration to "CokeColaForTheWIn"
Use haiku to post a game review or description.
If you don't know what haiku is: (either look it up or) create a poem with 5 syllables in line 1, 7 in line 2, and 5 in line 3.
The numbers of syllables per line don't really matter as long as 1 and 3 are the same.
I'm no expert in poetry, so please don't give me shit for messing my description up.
have fun


EX: Halo3
Magic Space Marine.
Blowing up alien bears.
Death-match made for kids

 

[revjay]

Came out of the vault.
Spent some time in megaton.
It was a real blast.

 

[khaimera]

Manhunt

Stalking in shadows
Tap that wall, see them scurry
Now, suffocation

 

[CheckD3]

God of War III

Fuck up Ancient Greece
Kill God, then Monsters, then God
Only Chaos Left

 

[gostchiken]

The Legend of Dragoon

A quest for revenge
Seize the power of Dragons
My first R.P.G.

 

[Sir Kemper]

TF2.

Stay still fat man.

Keep chewing that snack

Here comes my knife.

Not great, i'm not good with syllable's, but still, i think it works.

 

[Tharwen]

Al Mualim talking
Still waiting for Al Mualim
Al Mualim shut up

...or something.

 

[SimuLord]

Stand-alone X-Pack.
Vastly improves on core game.
Mount and Blade Warband.

Classic turn-based game
Build land to stand test of time
Civilization.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

No More Heroes
Fuckhead! It's game Time!
I'm a wrestlemanic!
Lightsaber fighting!

 

[Wolfram23]

Fight but die a lot
Invading and summoning
Makes Demon's Souls great

 

[Dr. Paine]

Someday we will laugh
over cake, at your failed jumps.
Remember the fire?

 

[GRoXERs]

Blasters are useless
And so's the INT stat, sadly
But you'll be Jedi!

Ooh, ooh, another one:

Ramirez! Do this!
Fuck! SHUT UP, Sergeant Foley!
Ramirez! Kill me...

I really like this thread!

 

[Polock]

Starcraft
Goliath online
We require more minerals
My life for aiur

 

[Lolth17]

Shepard flies round worlds
Kills Reapers and Husks alike
Sexy time in space

 

[thenoblegaunt]

left 4 dead

i hate hospitals
you're gonna wanna see this
you startled the witch

 

[Zyxx]

I'll do mine in Japanese!

メガテンは megaten wa
難しくても muzukashikutemo
楽しいだ tanoshii da

Literally:

Megaten is
Difficult but
It's fun

English pseudohaiku might be:

SMT is tough
But even though it kills me
It's still fun to play

(For those who don't know, "Megaten" and "SMT" both refer to the "Shin Megami Tensei" series, a line of very unforgiving JRPGS.)

 

[Yossarian1507]

Heavy Rain

It lacks in gameplay
But thanks to storytelling
There's no better game

[/personal opinion]

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Came out of the vault.
Spent some time in megaton.
It was a real blast.

it's fun being evil xD

OT:

Exploring DC
Killing all with mini-nukes
Run you bastards, run!
------
Creeping in the dark
Invisible predator
Hunting the fearful

...

I've got no more

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Modern Warfare 2

Stop hating it, please.
It's not a bad game.
It really is not.

Heavy Rain

It lacks in gameplay
But thanks to storytelling
There's no better game

[/personal opinion]

Let's just say that I fully agree with you and leave it at that.

 

[blankedboy]

TF2.

Stay still fat man.

Keep chewing that snack

Here comes my knife.

Not great, i'm not good with syllable's, but still, i think it works.

Nah, it has to be 5,7,5. Yours is 4,5,4.