Public Toilets

[Griffolion]

Okay, here's one for you guys.

At my work there is a toilet (obviously). One of them is the cubicle type ones to do your heavy duty business one, then there is one pot-on-the-wall thing. Whenever I go into the cubicle to erm, offload, I always find that there is some remnants of someone else offloading or it is completely yellow and looks to have been used but never flushed! I find it disgusting every time that someone would do that!

So what's your experiences with public / work toilets?

 

[dragonslayer32]

I only ever use urinals, never public toilets. I also get public piss syndrome pretty bad...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I only pee in public restrooms. I find it unbelievably uncomfortable to do anything else in public restrooms.

 

[NeedAUserName]

As a general rule, I only use public toilets for peeing. And even then, only at the urinals, after observing the unoccupied urinals and choosing the best one according to the definitive public toilet rules. Going to public toilets for me is quite a complex matter.

 

[Sarynroth]

Public toilets are usaully pretty grim but they are necessary as they provide a a place to go to the toilet in a public place, hence the name.

One set of public toilets that I went to gave out entrance tickets which I thought was kinda cool so I kept it in my wallet for a few years.

Edit: oh yeah I only ever use public toilet for urination, I would rather wait until I got home to do a poo.

 

[PneumaticSuicide]

in Thailand at the full moon party you have to pay 10 baht (40 cents) to use the public toilets but you have to wade through about ankle deep mystery water to get to the cubicals.
Needless to say everyone just pissed in the ocean.

 

[Zantos]

I like it when someone's warmed the seat up.

Seriously, I don't know where you're all from, but round these parts people can aim and clean up after themselves. Except in the clubs late at night, they are gross. Reason number 23 why I don't go to them.

 

[Samwise137]

I find that I CAN'T use urinals. I always go into the stalls but if I find only messy ones like that, I have no qualms finding a different bathroom altogether.

 

[RanD00M]

Well that depends on just how they look. Like at my school I can only drop a log in the wood work area toilet because it isn't dirty, but at work I have no problem doing any of my business there. I just all depends on the tidiness.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

I only pee in public bathrooms. I prefer the toilets with doors, I'm not overly bothered about urinals, it's just I've had some weird people who like stand right the fuck next to me. Like once when I went to a gay night of a club with my mates without realising, that men's bathroom was.. cramped.

The worst instance I've had in a public bathroom was at a Warehouse Project gig last year. It's basically what it sounds like, there's a huge warehouse underneath the train station in Manchester, there's a big event where they host a shitload of people all night long every week for like 3 months or something at the end of each year. Right at the back of the venue was about 100 portaloos lining the walls of the place, each one as equally abused as the next. Piss lining the walls, shit stains and smells everywhere, people shagging in the one next to you, it was terrible. Luckily, I was wrecked and really needed a piss. I remember the faces of people as they walked out of the portaloo like .________________.

 

[The_Yeti]

I worked at a hardware style place once, a customer came in and asked "Where are the toilets?" See, I didn't know if she meant she wanted to buy a toilet, or to go to the toilet, so I asked "To buy to use? *small laugh*"

Guess what her reply was.

"God. You're useless. Get out of my way."

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ANYWAY! OT: I don't mind them. I use them if I needa go. No horror stories.

not to be rude but i'd probably have socked you myself, at least with the laugh included.

I don't have any horror stories either, but I work as night shift maintenance at wal-mart, so its just a matter of time. (the least respectful are actually a majority of the workers, they love to leave scraps of tp everywhere.)

 

[DirtyMagic]

I'm enough of a music festival veteran to stop giving a rat's ass about it.
I've seen enough horrific toilets, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.

Well, if it's TOO much of a horrible business, you tend to find the best one.
But I'm not scared that easily anymore.

 

[TheTim]

I prefer automated toilets, because if i take a massive crap in a toilet that isnt at home or in a friends house, then i don't flush because i don't want to touch that nasty handle.

 

[The_Yeti]

I worked at a hardware style place once, a customer came in and asked "Where are the toilets?" See, I didn't know if she meant she wanted to buy a toilet, or to go to the toilet, so I asked "To buy to use? *small laugh*"

Guess what her reply was.

"God. You're useless. Get out of my way."

...

ANYWAY! OT: I don't mind them. I use them if I needa go. No horror stories.

not to be rude but i'd probably have socked you myself, at least with the laugh included.

I don't have any horror stories either, but I work as night shift maintenance at wal-mart, so its just a matter of time. (the least respectful are actually a majority of the workers, they love to leave scraps of tp everywhere.)

It was like a... smile-thing. Not really a laugh. And I never found out if she wanted to buy a toilet or use one. I should have gone down to that isle to see if she was looking at them.

Damn it! Now I'll never know. Will bug me forever, lol.

Nahh, with that reply she was surely looking to offload both aggression and waste XD

A smirk I could just wince at, but a laugh would have been crossin' the line while in mortal agony XP