Question.

[Leole]

What would you rather have?

A) Have your fingers exchanged for sausages.

B) Make your sweat become Mayonnaise.

RULES:
-You can't choose not to choose, you must pick either one of them, or both, if you're into SMS.
-If you pick Sausages, your fingers become actual sausages attached to your hands, they are tasty, Dogs will most likely eat them, and you can still feel the pain if anything happened to them, like, cutting the top portion (Much Heavy Rain).
-If you pick Mayonnaise, Every time you start to sweat, mayonnaise will pour out, with its stickiness, smell, and it will decompose over time.

CHOOSE WISELY.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would have to go b, I like mayonnaise.

Yay, first post!

 

[Pandalisk]

A)

Because Mayonnaise is the worst sustance ever created, not being in contact with it is worth the hordes of dogs that will chase me down town

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Sweat is sticky and smelly and shouldn't be left over time anyway, so it may as well be delicious and good to put on sandwiches.

I'm gonna go for b.

 

[Quaxar]

B, because I don't sweat much anyway but my fingers in constant threat from dogs is nothing I'd ever choose.

 

[Leole]

Forgot to add my pick.

B), I really like my fingers, and i would just carry a handkerchief to clean the mayo out. Of course, it would be messy when on the pool, or during my "Alone Time"

 

[Dango]

B) Because I don't really sweat much so it wouldn't really affect me.

 

[LeonLethality]

b, I don't sweat much anyway since I tend to stay in cold environments. I will carry bread wherever I go though.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Sausages. One can always wear gloves, and the thought of mayonnaise on my skin makes me feel sick.

 

[fullbleed]

Mayo tastes better than sweat, mayo smells better than sweat. Easy choice... sausage fingers, can suck them if im hungry and I assume they function in the same way as normal fingers in terms of articulation.

 

[Leole]

Yes, they do have articulations, but they are more "fragile", if you catch my drift.

They don't have bones or skin, it's a sausage.

And if by sucking, you cause them to deteriorate, it will hurt.

 

[zehydra]

Dear God... Piano and guitar are my two favorite activities, and if my fingers are sausages then I can't play them... and yet... I could never do any great length of exercise without having mayonnaise streaming down my forehead.

I refuse to choose, as there is no choice in life where you must choose between only two options.

 

[HavoK 09]

b

not that i like mayo but i would eat my fingers, so b is better because i can make proffit out of it!

-Man this mayo has an uniwue flavour how did you manage to get it?
-lets just say i had to do a little workout

 

[Les Awesome]

b)
i'd imagine playing games isn't easy when you have sausages for hands

 

[Skorpyo]

A)

Because Mayonnaise is the worst sustance ever created, not being in contact with it is worth the hordes of dogs that will chase me down town

Same, especially since I could lick my fingers.

 

[Leole]

b)
i'd imagine playing games isn't easy when you have sausages for hands

No no, Fingers. You can still use them as they were your normal fingers, but they are made of meaty tasty sausages.

 

[viranimus]

given that I already sweat mayo during the summer... I guess I have no option but to go for sausage fingers.

Edit.. wait.. if you take a nibble from the fingers do they grow back?

 

[Leole]

given that I already sweat mayo during the summer... I guess I have no option but to go for sausage fingers.

Edit.. wait.. if you take a nibble from the fingers do they grow back?

Nope, And it will hurt like a motherfu**er. REALLY, try nibbling your finger.



... I REGRET NOTHING!