Fly your rocket ship to the moon. Take three deep breaths then count to 8. At the same time visualize whatever god you believe in gently massaging you temples with an infinite source of knowledge and courage. Release your breath and dive back to earth, landing in the depth of the Mediterranean. Whilst still submerged, find Nemo. The path to him is long and terrifying. Watch out for Bruce! Sharks aren't very Italy. Tell them you are the profit who has come from the depth of the ocean. Achieve 12 followers, but know this! One of them will betray you. Go around spreading a message of piece until you are betrayed and executed. Come back in three days as according to the scriptures. But do not tell people of your return! Instead, write a best selling fictional story about your life and the experiences you have been through. Instant celebrity status. It doesn't matter if people think your book is pop culture trash. Did I mention that you should sparkle in the light in your book? Anyway, get involved in an abusive on and off relationship with your ex wife. Crash and develop a drug habit, preferably meth. Have your son video tape you while you are high and put it on youtube. Star in "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew". With the money you made off that show, buy yourself a new DS
