Quick! You're hiring Micheal Bay to sabotage a beloved franchise!

[FilipJPhry]

Pick a franchise whether it's gaming, comic-book, TV show, or anything in-between that's wildly popular to be sacrificed for big money. Imagine you're the head of a production company and you have Micheal Bay as your exclusive director. You can point your weapon at anything.

Which popular main-stream franchise that you hate will be the sacrificial lamb?

[small] Won't be surprised if ponies.[/small]

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Avatar. There I at least could stand his military hard on in favor of the hippy aliens.

 

[xDarc]

Sex and the City. Maybe he could cut the sex scenes with explosions.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Look at my avatar. It's too late. He already is...

EDIT: Wait, a franchise I hate? Oh, that'd be those awful romantic comedies then. Matthew McConaughy must convince the girl next door that they are right for each other, (played by some random supermodel) as she must choose between his eccentric but playful and lazy manner, and a giant army robot created from bits of US aircraft and tanks, and the bodyparts of several deceased marines, one of whom was her fiance! Shia LaBeouf co-stars as the President of the United States, and every single other adult character is a racist stereotype portrayed by Eddie Murphy in various fatsuits.

This is all underlined by crude toilet humour and explosions when the Mole people invade halfway through the second act. Also the girl is trying to open a cupcake store. What hilarity will ensue!

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Hmm... I think Grand Theft Auto would suit him very well actually!

[small] Michael Bay makes fun movies you snobs...[/small]

 

[bobmus]

The obvious and only answer:
Call of Duty

/thread

 

[Hazy992]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Spoiler

 

[FilipJPhry]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[small] Well, holy shit: someone who aspires to troll the MLP community!

[/small]

 

[Hazy992]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[small] Well, holy shit: someone who aspires to troll the MLP community!

[/small]

You mean to tell me that ponies won't be improved with CGI explosions? I beg to differ!

 

[Heronblade]

Any chance I can pick reality TV in general?

At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I've started to think of those things as bringing about the death of the entertainment industry, or at least as a primary symptom of that decline.

 

[him over there]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[small] Well, holy shit: someone who aspires to troll the MLP community!

[/small]

You mean to tell me that ponies won't be improved with CGI explosions? I beg to differ!

Is it wrong that that could actually work amazingly well if they took essentially only the aesthetic and atmosphere and juxtaposed it with epic cool guys don't look at explosions style Michael Bay buffoonery. It would be a tvtrpoes fanfic come to life.

 

[Hazy992]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[small] Well, holy shit: someone who aspires to troll the MLP community!

[/small]

You mean to tell me that ponies won't be improved with CGI explosions? I beg to differ!

Is it wrong that that could actually work amazingly well if they took essentially only the aesthetic and atmosphere and juxtaposed it with epic cool guys don't look at explosions style Michael Bay buffoonery. It would be a tvtrpoes fanfic come to life.

Yeah if only for the absurdity of it all

 

[him over there]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

[small] Well, holy shit: someone who aspires to troll the MLP community!

[/small]

You mean to tell me that ponies won't be improved with CGI explosions? I beg to differ!

Is it wrong that that could actually work amazingly well if they took essentially only the aesthetic and atmosphere and juxtaposed it with epic cool guys don't look at explosions style Michael Bay buffoonery. It would be a tvtrpoes fanfic come to life.

Yeah if only for the absurdity of it all

Actually now I want a Tim Burton weirdo attempted grimdark one instead. Or both Michael Bay and Burton to work on the same film. It could be called: My Big ass explosions: creepy black monsters are tragic.

 

[Sixcess]

Mass Effect. Shia LaBeouf as Shepard of course, perhaps Megan Fox as Tali. Remove most of the other aliens to allow more screentime for military dudes and explosions.

[sub]Disclaimer: I don't hate ME by any means, but the resultant epic ragestorm would power the internet for months, and relegate 'the ending' to only being the second worst thing that ever happened to the franchise.[/sub]

 

[sextus the crazy]

Yugioh the abridged series

"joey's use of racial slang make him an endearing character."

OT: Pokemon. Micheal bay makes Explosion a TM again and makes everyone learn it.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

I also must say Pokemon. I could just imagine the hilarious rage by fans when they see a 15-second explosion everytime the characters throw one of those red and white ball-things.

 

[Dtox333]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Are you kidding?

twilight sparkle laying the smackdown on some baddies with gratuitous amounts of explosions and absurd stunts/effects?

hell yeah I'd like to see that!

 

[FilipJPhry]

Yugioh the abridged series

"joey's use of racial slang make him an endearing character."

OT: Pokemon. Micheal bay makes Explosion a TM again and makes everyone learn it.

You know what? That might improve the series. Imagine Kabua(sorry about the misspell): Tall hair man! Attck Yugi and his friends while I effortlessly attack this asshole Malack as he continues to kick my ass!

Explosion in pokemon was already explained: Damped.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Also: Tallhair Man: My hair is dampened.