Quotation Hall of Fame

[olijba]

Hello there people of the forums, I'm afraid I'm a bit of a noob here (damn my styles) and so not sure if anyone has done this before...

But... what are your favourite real life quotes? I'm not talking stuff you heard in the movies but those random tit bits you and your chums have said?

For me, I have to say "Always tap the shark" is a favourite... random but deep in meaning.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

"If You Can Imagine It, You Can Create It. If You Can Dream It, You Become It." - William Arthur Ward.
I misquote it a lot, but I get the main point across.

One that is quoted a lot on this site is "Use The Searchbar"

Welcome To The Escapist.

 

[MercurySteam]

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Ugh I think I'll need to give that one a rest.

In real life the best quote I ever heard is "That's what she said". Under the right circumstances you could make anyone look like an idiot and make everyone in the room laugh their asses off.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Not OT but welcome to The Escapist where our water is clean and our women are pure
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Anyway OT: These are some of my favourite quotes
"Life's a *****, so keep your pimpin' hand ready"

"When life gives you lemons, ask for seconds"

"You were born a winner, you were the fastest sperm"
and finally

?Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the outside - some have weirder lives than you. Six billion stories, every one an epic, full of tragedy and triumph, good and evil, despair and hope."

 

[Kollega]

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This one has rather subtle subtext. Don't drink the water.

Anyway,can't think of a good quotes for now. Except,maybe,for this one.

"No gods or kings-only Man." - Andrew Ryan,Bioshock. There is no predetermined leader - anyone can become him. There is no divine wonders either - but there is a wonder of creating things.

 

[MercurySteam]

This one has rather subtle subtext. Don't drink the water.

Just trying to welcome him, god you're such a kill-joy.