Quotes that describe you perfectly...

[ThatLankyBastard]

Exactly like the title. Has anybody ever said something that made you think "Sums me up in a nutshell!"?

Personally, Moe from the Simpsons says it best...
"I've done stuff I ain't proud of..
And the stuff I am proud of, is DISGUSTING!"

 

[bdcjacko]

"I can't be summarized in one quote" - Me.

 

[The Austin]

My favorite quote of all time:


Ringo: "I want your blood.... And I want your souls.... And I want 'em both, right now.
What's the matter? Don't you have the guts to play for blood!?"
Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry."

 

[Drakmeire]

"I'll come up with a quote later"... and that one describes me very well

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Where do you put the Bayonet?" Chesty Puller, on seeing a Flame thrower for the first time.

 

[Dango]

"Roll up all the happy and sad things..."

Cookie to those who know what it's from.

 

[DevilWolf47]

"I'm a bad American because i like to form my own opinions."
--George Carlin

People tend to hate me because i maintain my own individuality. I am logical and in most situations objective, so i am an oddity. And for the most part, people view oddities as a bad thing.

 

[Gasaraki]

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"There is no love here, and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same"

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."

-Earnest Henley (Invictus)

 

[Blemontea]

"Hey where are the white women at?" wait a minute THIS IS A NON SEQUITER!

OT: the closest i can think of right now ... "HAHAHA I am one can short of a six pack!"

 

[Veritasiness]

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me?"

 

[Lord Devius]

"I am better than your god."
-- I am Better Than Your God by Larry Gallagher
or...
"Welcome to the classical psychosocial nightmare that is my life."
-- One of my friends.

 

[Lord Legion]

I honestly can't remember if I read this somewhere, or if I came up with it myself:

It's not that I like sleeping, it's just that I hate being awake.

There's also:
"The lies we tell about our duty and our purposes, the meaningless words of science and philosophy, are walls that crumble before a bewildered little 'why.'"
--John Steinbeck (The log from the Sea of Cortez)

 

[astrav1]

Really anything from Courage Wolf, especially, "The best way out is through".

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

My senior yearbook quote:

"Half the time, I don't know what I'm talking about any more than the rest of you."

 

[Xombiebubble]

"You gotta find the fail before you can find the win"

i made that and it is something i say about me and a lot of people you really don't know what winning is until you've seen the opposite.

 

[crudus]

"The closer you are to your instincts, the more in tune with the world you are"
-Jack Ensall

or maybe better

"To those who do not know mathematics it is difficult to get across a real feeling as to the beauty, the deepest beauty, of nature. ... If you want to learn about nature, to appreciate nature, it is necessary to understand the language that she speaks in."
- Richard Feynman