Qwcasd Reviews Gothic 3 (I am new to the site)

[Qwcasd]

After a summmer of playing Team Fortress 2 I got out of the mindlessness and bought Gothic 3. After installing the game I started getting major lag and thought my PC was acting up but then I downloaded the patches and everthing was hunky dory. So the game had technicil issues wo what right? Wrong. I want game companies to stop reelsing bug ridden games. But lets stick to Gothic 3. As PC games go I found this games controls very easy to pick up and soon immersed myself into the game. The story is about an nameless hero who can pick diffrent factions to help save, or destroy the... wait a sec have'vnt we all heard this story before? As good as I thought the game was I could not help but think the developers just played it safe with this game. Everything about the game seemed like they took all the good things of a gem like Oblivon and made a less epic copy of it. Though the game is no without its merits, it is completly open world, the leveling system is decent, and though unique the story will draw you in.
So in conculsin I will sum up Gothic 3 with 1 word solid. The game is safe and Im sure will provied a nice 100 hours of swinging swords and casting spells. ( Tell me what you think)
Look around next week for my review of Team Fortress 2!!!

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

 

[NeedAUserName]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

I know, all I need to do now is come up with the whole "This one whole massive pokemon controls existance and the bad guys want it " plot (but there are like 12 "This one whole massive pokemon controls existance" so in the respective region you can capture theirs but they themselves are under the control of "one whole massive pokemon that controls existance" which is so beautifully placed in the tower of doom.

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

like I said you start off completly new (you can't access the one's you had anymore[until the magical last 10 hrs]), they would all (the key ones you use) be around 50-60 by the last 10 hrs.
I'm such a nerd O_O!

 

[NeedAUserName]

Look around next week for my review of Team Fortress 2!!!

...Please don't.

 

[Qwcasd]

Sorry guys I by mistake pressed enter

 

[NeedAUserName]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

like I said you start off completly new (you can't access the one's you had anymore[until the magical last 10 hrs]), they would all (the key ones you use) be around 50-60 by the last 10 hrs.
I'm such a nerd O_O!

Yeah... but you didn't get the joke. Someone preferably a Gary high on some form of LSD should jump out in a red sash and shout back NO THIS IS SPARTA

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

like I said you start off completly new (you can't access the one's you had anymore[until the magical last 10 hrs]), they would all (the key ones you use) be around 50-60 by the last 10 hrs.
I'm such a nerd O_O!

Yeah... but you didn't get the joke. Someone preferably a Gary high on some form of LSD should jump out in a red sash and shout back NO THIS IS SPARTA

And Oak just forsaken by his grandon is kicked into the bottomless pit
(At least his Morphine trip prevents him from feeling to much pain)

 

[NeedAUserName]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

like I said you start off completly new (you can't access the one's you had anymore[until the magical last 10 hrs]), they would all (the key ones you use) be around 50-60 by the last 10 hrs.
I'm such a nerd O_O!

Yeah... but you didn't get the joke. Someone preferably a Gary high on some form of LSD should jump out in a red sash and shout back NO THIS IS SPARTA

And Oak just forsaken by his grandon is kicked into the bottomless pit
(At least his Morphine trip prevents him from feeling to much pain)

Morphine drip?!?, at his age he is in an Iron Lung and hooked up to Life Support

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

like I said you start off completly new (you can't access the one's you had anymore[until the magical last 10 hrs]), they would all (the key ones you use) be around 50-60 by the last 10 hrs.
I'm such a nerd O_O!

Yeah... but you didn't get the joke. Someone preferably a Gary high on some form of LSD should jump out in a red sash and shout back NO THIS IS SPARTA

And Oak just forsaken by his grandon is kicked into the bottomless pit
(At least his Morphine trip prevents him from feeling to much pain)

Morphine drip?!?, at his age he is in an Iron Lung and hooked up to Life Support

Drip nah, Trip, He always came off as a hippy, a stone cold hippy WITH A VEGANCE

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

I like my idea better:

3D versions of all the games

Simple and you get to ride/fly on big Pokemon like: Dodrio, Suicune, Rapidash etc

We should start a new thread for this...

 

[Dogeman5]

(no text)

Waste O' Space

Spoiler: So in the mean time

A new Pokemon game:
You get explore all 4 regions in the handheld canon (Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh)
You always start off with a new starter pokemon, but the ones you had when you beat one region are kept until the final 10hrs
The final 10hrs: all of the baddies team up and create a tower of Doom where you have to beat every floor Consecutively with any of the Pokemon you have captured (but still 6 per party)

That's a pretty smexy idea.

Yeah, but the leveling would be weird, as getting to 100, would easily be accomplished by the first 2 regions. Then what?!?! It would descend into chaos, Pokemon attacking human and Pokemon alike. Professor Oak just running about Pallet town shouting "THIS IS MADNESS "

I like my idea better:

3D versions of all the games

Simple and you get to ride/fly on big Pokemon like: Dodrio, Suicune, Rapidash etc

We should start a new thread for this...

You can start it all my threads get axed.
Oh yeah this guy actually wrote something!
Never mind it's not worth it [/my conversation]

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Oh god.... a piece of me just died... Painfully

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Although amusing, thread-jacking isn't cool dude.

After a summmer of playing Team Fortress 2, I got out of the mindlessness and bought Gothic 3. After installing the game, I started getting major lag and thought my PC was acting up. but Then I downloaded the patches, and everything was hunky dory.

So the game had technical issues. wo So what right? Wrong. I want game companies to stop reelsing releasing bug-ridden games. But Although, let's stick to Gothic 3.

As PC games go, I found this game's controls very easy to pick up and soon immersed myself into the game. The story is about an nameless hero who can pick different factions to help save, or destroy the... Wait a second, have'vnt haven't we all heard this story before? As good as I thought the game was, I could not help but think the developers just played it safe with this game. Everything about the game seemed like they took all the good things of a gem like Oblivion and made a less epic copy of it. Though the game is not without its merits. It is completely open world, the leveling system is decent, and though unique the story will draw you in.

So in conculsion, I will sum up Gothic 3 with 1 word: Solid. The game is safe, and I'm sure will provided a nice 100 hours of swinging swords and casting spells. (Tell me what you think.)
Look around next week for my review of Team Fortress 2!!!

Despite extensive needs for an editor, and hours more proof-reading, your review was short and not very fulfilling. I knew next to nothing about this game, and I know just as little coming out of this review. I'm guessing it's a first person adventure RPG, much like Morrowind or Oblivion, although you never really say. You don't mention how the gameplay feels, except that it's a less epic version of the aforementioned series.

You don't comment on anything really, you spend more time talking about yourself, or your past gaming history than you do with the game you're "reviewing." Your "review," which I am very hesitant to label as such, does very little to inform the readers about the game, much less review it.

Like the mental images I drudge up when hearing the word "gothic," you leave me in the dark for this review. It doesn't look like you made any more than a few minute's effort on this thing. Your work is lacking much depth, and I have a hard time taking your opinion seriously when you yourself don't take your review seriously. Your grammar and spelling are laughable, your opinion seems poorly assembled, and your review is short and devoid of anything I could write home about.

That horribly rude paragraph aside, you do start to get into something. You touch on controls, and that's about it. Give up some more depth. The controls are easy, and that's it... You should tell us about their intuitiveness. How about the graphics? Gameplay? Sounds? Music? Atmosphere? Replay Value? Value as a purchase? Anything you liked? Disliked?

You spent more time talking on gaming in general than you did on a review. Also, you didn't finish explaining the story, you cut yourself off, then wandered away with your tinfoil hat on claiming that this game is a direct rip of Oblivion.

Do some reading and research on the other reviews here, get an idea for the depth and style we review things here, and then come back and try again. You need a lot of work, but I believe in you. Just make the effort, and you'll find we're a lot more acclimating when we feel like you didn't just hurry and put something down.

Good luck, and keep practicing.

 

[Dogeman5]

Although amusing, thread-jacking isn't cool dude.

True even though he did write nothing in the beginning I do apologize to Qwcasd
for acting like a troll

Give up some more depth. The controls are easy, and that's it... You should tell us about their intuitiveness. How about the graphics? Gameplay? Sounds? Music? Atmosphere? Replay Value? Value as a purchase? Anything you liked? Disliked?

Do some reading and research on the other reviews here, get an idea for the depth and style we review things here, and then come back and try again. You need a lot of work, but I believe in you. Just make the effort, and you'll find we're a lot more acclimating when we feel like you didn't just hurry and put something down.

Good luck, and keep practicing.

Listen to this man, his advice is very good

 

[Zrahni]

I just saw English grammar getting butchered and decapitated

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Fraught]

Someone ban this guy please, he's an idiot.

Haha, the irony.

Anyway, dude, this wasn't a review. You basically said this game is buggy, that it is a rip-off of Oblivion (though you do realize it was released before Oblivion, right?) and that it has a cliché story, and you will be happy to spend 100 hours here casting spells and fighting with monsters with swords. And what's funny is that you asked us "haven't we seen this story in the past?", and right after that you say "the unique story will drive you in."

So basically like NewClassic said, I know NOTHING about this game, except that it has a "decent leveling system" (l0lwut?!) and "a unique story", and it's like Oblivion.

Try proof-reading and make it longer. Tell us more about what you liked, how does the game feel, how long is the game, did the controls suit you. Whatever, just not so...long and uninformative.