Gordon Freeman
Its easy to see why Gordon is on this list. Who better to fight an interstellar, dimension hopping empire of space maggots than the one and only bispectacled crowbar loving hero himself. So what makes him so great? The fact that he's got a degree in throwing big switches from MIT and thats he perhaps the only hero in the history of gaming to use nothing but a crowbar to mercilessly beat the living daylights out of anything that isn't human. While we see close to zero character development due to the fact that he says or feels absolutely nothing throughout the entire series. Its hard not to think of Gordon NOT being one of the greatest dudes ever simply because he can kill just about anything with a crowbar. Its also possible to consider that he has absolutely no idea what a crowbar is really used for, but thats alright cause it seems to work just fine at prying skulls and ribcages of his foes to shreds.
Master Chief
Why is he on here? you cry. Cause hes the Chief. Not just any chief, He's the "Master Chief." He's in the hall of the greatest dudes ever because he's saved the universe not once, not twice, but three times from an interstellar empire much like the combine, only much more loud and annoying. Instead of using a crowbar, Master Chief is known to simply use the weapon at hand to beat the crap out of anything in his path. He is so strong in fact, he can hit a Warthog with a pistol and it'll flip over. You've got to give credit where credit is due and fanboyism aside, the Chief is most certainly a great dude for saving life as we know it three times in a row from annoying space Llamas in flying chairs. Cheif seems to excersize some form of humanity in that unlike Gordon, this dude actually says a word or two.
Doom Guy
Simple, he's the guy. Not just any guy though, he is The Guy. The Guy who survived Doom, Doom II, Ultimate Doom and Doom 3 and still has Doom 4 left to go. Hes a great dude, and quite possibly the greatest because he manages to kick the Devil's ass more times than we care to count. Unliek Gordon who uses a gravity gun or a crowbar to pummel foes, or Master Chief who uses his weapons as fists. Doom Guy uses both his bare knuckle fists and a freaking flash light. Yes a godamn flashlight to lay the smackdown on his enemies. Liek gordon, he never talks, ever. But it's okay cause he lets his fists and BFG do the talking.
The Heavy Weapons Guy
Seriously. This guys just balls to the walls nuts. Not only does he go superhuman after eating a sandwich, he's capable of punching out all of blood in someone's body. If he were any stronger, he could crush superman's hand. He's a great dude because he has a cool accent, and says crazy cool things. But what makes him really cool is his awsome fashion sense. A football helmet is the ultimate tactical choice on the battlefield for this dude. He also carries a gun that weights as much as a small baby hippopatamus and fires custom tooled ammunition, which costs enough money that it would be more cost effective to destroy five lamborginis. I mean, SERIOUSLY this dude has that kind of money? The best part is, he actually talks and while he has the brain power of a five year old, this dude can kill just by pointing his finger at someone and shouting "POW!"
Brick
Borderlands may have a paper thin plot, but brick's plans are non-existent. This dude does everything by the seat of his pants. Not only is he possibly the brother of the Heavy Weapons guy, but he also enjoys punching the living daylights out of stuff with his fists as well. The best part about this dude is that he can equip stuff to his fists to set peopel on fire, cause explosions, melt them with acid, I mean seriously, melt them with ACID? Not only is this dude good with his fists, hes also kick-ass good with rocket launchers. This guy could vaporize anything with them if he wanted. If this dude were anymore badass, I think Doomguy would let him use the BFG.
Thos are my greatest dudes ever. Who are yours?
Its easy to see why Gordon is on this list. Who better to fight an interstellar, dimension hopping empire of space maggots than the one and only bispectacled crowbar loving hero himself. So what makes him so great? The fact that he's got a degree in throwing big switches from MIT and thats he perhaps the only hero in the history of gaming to use nothing but a crowbar to mercilessly beat the living daylights out of anything that isn't human. While we see close to zero character development due to the fact that he says or feels absolutely nothing throughout the entire series. Its hard not to think of Gordon NOT being one of the greatest dudes ever simply because he can kill just about anything with a crowbar. Its also possible to consider that he has absolutely no idea what a crowbar is really used for, but thats alright cause it seems to work just fine at prying skulls and ribcages of his foes to shreds.
Master Chief
Why is he on here? you cry. Cause hes the Chief. Not just any chief, He's the "Master Chief." He's in the hall of the greatest dudes ever because he's saved the universe not once, not twice, but three times from an interstellar empire much like the combine, only much more loud and annoying. Instead of using a crowbar, Master Chief is known to simply use the weapon at hand to beat the crap out of anything in his path. He is so strong in fact, he can hit a Warthog with a pistol and it'll flip over. You've got to give credit where credit is due and fanboyism aside, the Chief is most certainly a great dude for saving life as we know it three times in a row from annoying space Llamas in flying chairs. Cheif seems to excersize some form of humanity in that unlike Gordon, this dude actually says a word or two.
Doom Guy
Simple, he's the guy. Not just any guy though, he is The Guy. The Guy who survived Doom, Doom II, Ultimate Doom and Doom 3 and still has Doom 4 left to go. Hes a great dude, and quite possibly the greatest because he manages to kick the Devil's ass more times than we care to count. Unliek Gordon who uses a gravity gun or a crowbar to pummel foes, or Master Chief who uses his weapons as fists. Doom Guy uses both his bare knuckle fists and a freaking flash light. Yes a godamn flashlight to lay the smackdown on his enemies. Liek gordon, he never talks, ever. But it's okay cause he lets his fists and BFG do the talking.
The Heavy Weapons Guy
Seriously. This guys just balls to the walls nuts. Not only does he go superhuman after eating a sandwich, he's capable of punching out all of blood in someone's body. If he were any stronger, he could crush superman's hand. He's a great dude because he has a cool accent, and says crazy cool things. But what makes him really cool is his awsome fashion sense. A football helmet is the ultimate tactical choice on the battlefield for this dude. He also carries a gun that weights as much as a small baby hippopatamus and fires custom tooled ammunition, which costs enough money that it would be more cost effective to destroy five lamborginis. I mean, SERIOUSLY this dude has that kind of money? The best part is, he actually talks and while he has the brain power of a five year old, this dude can kill just by pointing his finger at someone and shouting "POW!"
Brick
Borderlands may have a paper thin plot, but brick's plans are non-existent. This dude does everything by the seat of his pants. Not only is he possibly the brother of the Heavy Weapons guy, but he also enjoys punching the living daylights out of stuff with his fists as well. The best part about this dude is that he can equip stuff to his fists to set peopel on fire, cause explosions, melt them with acid, I mean seriously, melt them with ACID? Not only is this dude good with his fists, hes also kick-ass good with rocket launchers. This guy could vaporize anything with them if he wanted. If this dude were anymore badass, I think Doomguy would let him use the BFG.
Thos are my greatest dudes ever. Who are yours?
