Ok, I?m trying something new here and suicidal. This is the tale of my last few months. I?m writing this in Microsoft Word, so at least it will have fewer errors than just writing this right here. (Please be merciful).
I was searching for something fun to do on the highway of the Internet. My friend called and said, ?You should check this?. He was talking about a presentation done by a prophet called Yahtzee. Since I had nothing to do that night. I took a detour on exit 46 and arrived at The Escapist camp. After l had searched for a five minutes, I?ve finally founded the presentation. I?ve sit awhile, since I had a cardboard box with the word ?loading?. Five seconds later, the song Hello Goodbye by the Beatles had popped up. The words ?Halo 3 review? jumped to my face. A few seconds later, I was laughing my ass off. Right after that, it seems that the camp administrators left some videotapes of similar reviews, so I sat there and watched them all. For a few weeks, I camped each weeks at the Escapist camp, waiting for another presentation.
After week three, I noticed a part of the camp with plenty of small fireplaces called forums. The administrators said I need to subscribe to start a fire or go and talk with the other guys at another fireplace. Since I needed a name for my subscription, I thought since I?m going to give arguments to random places. I decided to call myself ?Random Argument man?.
I entered proudly in this section of the camp and I see a huge message board with rules. Since I?m stubborn sometime, I decided to ignore them. I started my own fire and started the discussion ?Hardest Bosses?. (It was located in the game discussion area). Without any introduction, people came and said their tale of hard bosses they?ve encountered in a game. It was fun till?
A random guy dressed in red outfit popped up. He arrived with a bucket full of water and decided to close my fire since I didn?t had a proper introduction. Naturally, I was pissed. As I was walking out of the camp, I noticed that huge message board with the rules. After a short read, I actually understood why my fire was shut.
What I liked about my ?séjour? at this camp. Mostly every person started nice fires and talked with a decent vocabulary. Some guys decided to rant so much, they got burn by their own fire. Since we have guys with bucket full of water, they actually decide to give them a warning. Some guys actually were kicked out of the camp. Most of the time, I was pretty happy they got burned.
I actually saw other presentations.
- I founded another presentation called ?Unforgotten Realms?. I couldn?t help, but called it funny.
-I ran for my life after I?ve seen five minutes of two shows called ?Video Game Theatre?. I actually remember that I preferred Sesame Street to this. (No offense, but I hated it).
-And I watched Drawn By Pain and actually consider it good.
So far, the escapist camp had a lot of enjoyable stuff. I still had problems with the famous ?search? option. It seems that sometime when I search for a fire, nothing comes. I didn?t made a huge fuss about this. I usually arrive with a original subject for a fire. (At least, I think I do).
So there it is, my short tale of my experience at the escapist camp. I hope you liked it. Now I?m waiting for that huge hammer for telling the blasphemy
(By the way, I hope you liked the storytelling style).
I was searching for something fun to do on the highway of the Internet. My friend called and said, ?You should check this?. He was talking about a presentation done by a prophet called Yahtzee. Since I had nothing to do that night. I took a detour on exit 46 and arrived at The Escapist camp. After l had searched for a five minutes, I?ve finally founded the presentation. I?ve sit awhile, since I had a cardboard box with the word ?loading?. Five seconds later, the song Hello Goodbye by the Beatles had popped up. The words ?Halo 3 review? jumped to my face. A few seconds later, I was laughing my ass off. Right after that, it seems that the camp administrators left some videotapes of similar reviews, so I sat there and watched them all. For a few weeks, I camped each weeks at the Escapist camp, waiting for another presentation.
After week three, I noticed a part of the camp with plenty of small fireplaces called forums. The administrators said I need to subscribe to start a fire or go and talk with the other guys at another fireplace. Since I needed a name for my subscription, I thought since I?m going to give arguments to random places. I decided to call myself ?Random Argument man?.
I entered proudly in this section of the camp and I see a huge message board with rules. Since I?m stubborn sometime, I decided to ignore them. I started my own fire and started the discussion ?Hardest Bosses?. (It was located in the game discussion area). Without any introduction, people came and said their tale of hard bosses they?ve encountered in a game. It was fun till?
A random guy dressed in red outfit popped up. He arrived with a bucket full of water and decided to close my fire since I didn?t had a proper introduction. Naturally, I was pissed. As I was walking out of the camp, I noticed that huge message board with the rules. After a short read, I actually understood why my fire was shut.
What I liked about my ?séjour? at this camp. Mostly every person started nice fires and talked with a decent vocabulary. Some guys decided to rant so much, they got burn by their own fire. Since we have guys with bucket full of water, they actually decide to give them a warning. Some guys actually were kicked out of the camp. Most of the time, I was pretty happy they got burned.
I actually saw other presentations.
- I founded another presentation called ?Unforgotten Realms?. I couldn?t help, but called it funny.
-I ran for my life after I?ve seen five minutes of two shows called ?Video Game Theatre?. I actually remember that I preferred Sesame Street to this. (No offense, but I hated it).
-And I watched Drawn By Pain and actually consider it good.
So far, the escapist camp had a lot of enjoyable stuff. I still had problems with the famous ?search? option. It seems that sometime when I search for a fire, nothing comes. I didn?t made a huge fuss about this. I usually arrive with a original subject for a fire. (At least, I think I do).
So there it is, my short tale of my experience at the escapist camp. I hope you liked it. Now I?m waiting for that huge hammer for telling the blasphemy
(By the way, I hope you liked the storytelling style).
