Rank Mankind's Top 5 Inventions

[RheynbowDash]

My personal list:
1. HDTV
2. Peanut Butter and Jelly Swirl
3. Mountain Dew
4. High speed Internet
5. 5 Hour Power (Energy Shot)

My REAL List:
1. The Wheel
2. The Light Bulb
3. The Telephone
4. The Air Conditioner (I live in the Deep South)
5. The Car

 

[ZeeClone]

1. Wheel
2. City-wide Sanitation
3. Steam power
4. Interal Combustion
5. Telephony

(Personal List)
1. My Mrs
2. My Bike
3. My House
4. My Parents
5. My Breakfast

 

[Fallen_Hitokiri]

1.Pasta
2.Pasta
3.Pasta
4.Pasta
5.Pasta

 

[Zacharine]

1. Writing
2. Wheel
3. Metallurgy
4. Semi-conductors (think transistor, people)
5. Mathematics

Almost made it to the list: Gunpowder, Fire, Compass.

 

[Simalacrum]

1.Pasta
2.Pasta
3.Pasta
4.Pasta
5.Pasta

1.Pizza
2.Pizza
3.Pizza
4.Pizza
5.Pizza

sorry, but a well made traditional Italian pizza so beats pasta in any form.

edit: also, an actual list:

1.fire (k, we didn't exactly invent it but we learnt to control it)
2.farming
3.the wheel
4.the Wrights brothers plane
5.Chuck Norris.

 

[TaborMallory]

-Computer
-Keyboard
-Mouse
-This thing (All PC gamers check this out, it kicks significant amounts of ass)
-Starcraft

So yeah.

 

[Sebenko]

1. transistors
2. engines
3. bacon
4. Lasers
5. ... INTARWEEBS

 

[spinner89]

The Wheel
Writing
Masonry
Light Bulb
Combustion Engine

 

[Chiddy]

Australian Rules Football
Computers
Cars
Light bulb
Achievements

 

[El Poncho]

1.The wheel
2.Television
3.Football(soccer)
4.Chips
5.WAR

 

[lupe]

1. Gunpowder (well, who would have thought fireworks would actually be popular?)
2. The wheel
3. Steel smelting
4. Rocketry
5. The Internet

 

[More Fun To Compute]

1. Agriculture
2. Smelting
3. Oil refinery
4. Transistor
5. Alphabet

 

[Overlord_Dave]

1. The internet
2. The transistor
3. The wheel
4. The pipe organ (I like organs )
5. The electric motor

My personal list:
1. The INTERWEB
2. Tuna Steak
3. Comedy
4. The interweb again
5. Corkscrews

 

[Hoxton]

Babies.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

1. The Internet.
2. Guns.
3. Microwave ovens.
4. Microwave doner kebabs.
5. BBQ sauce.

 

[Daveman]

oooohhh, this is a great thread OP

1) silicon chip
2) the internet
3) concrete (or more specifically, reinforced condrete, *engineergasm*)
4) the pocket watch
5) zips (I fuckin HATE buttons)

partly real and partly personal, I probably should've included the internal combustion engine, particle accelerators (I'm a fan of the cylcotron myself) and VIDEO GAMES
so all get honourable mentions

 

[AroLombardi]

1. Po- INTERNET!
2. Fried fucking Chicken. Best food EVER!
3. Mountain Dew
4. Video Games. Hail Ninendo! (Or whoever made Pong.)
5. Left 4 Dead <3