Real life Perks

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Perks are an integral part of Modern Warfare 2. With different perks being suited to different people and playing styles. To me they make the game far more interesting. Also with the addition of upgradable perks it brings something else to grind and unlock.

But i'm sure everyone already knows this, my question to you is which perks do you wish real life came with.

For me i'd like:
Beer Drinker - Can drink as many beers as you want with never getting ill or hung over.
Beer Drinker Pro (After drinking 100 pints) - Beer is always half price.

or maybe

Late Night Worker - Can work all night without getting tired
Late Night Worker Pro (After puling 40 all nighters) - All coursework gets a 1 week extension.

[sub]You can probably tell i'm a student[/sub]

 

[Darktau]

I really REALLY need Late Night Worker

EDIT: I suppose I should bring something to this thread.

Chocoholic - Get +2 Bars of chocolate in every pack.
Chocoholic Pro - (After eating 500 bars) Get +2 Bars of chocolate and get them half price!

Hell, I don't even eat much chocolate >.<

 

[ThePreshFrince]

Zap! - the ability to kill people who think perks come from modern warfare. also + 1 to charisma

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Zap! - the ability to kill people who think perks come from modern warfare. also + 1 to charisma

I never said that they came from modern warfare, i just used that as an example. Where did they originate then? Fallout maybe?

 

[ThePreshFrince]

Zap! - the ability to kill people who think perks come from modern warfare. also + 1 to charisma

I never said that they came from modern warfare, i just used that as an example. Where did they originate then? Fallout maybe?

I don't know, I think GURPS actually. Not that it matters, I just really really really really want the animal friend perk so dogs can stop attacking me

 

[Biosophilogical]

Mind over matter: Perform any physical feat atainable with practice(just things like backflips, handstands, martial arts, but nothing like a triple backflip handstand fly-kick)

Mind over matter Pro: Weaken gravity by 20% to enable greater acrobatics

Musical Blitz: You can now sing perfectly.

Musical Blitz Pro: Turn any event into a song and dance routine (can be used 3 times a day)

In case you haven't guessed, I like music(als), and love the idea of resolving any issue in a 3-7 minute song.

 

[Cosmic Naginata]

Sound Sleeper. You only need and always get 6 hours of unbroken sleep and feel completely refreshed.
Vivid Dreamer. You only need and always get 8 hours of unbroken sleep but you experience vivid dreams good and bad throughout.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

That Late Night Worker one sure sounds awesome...

But even better would be the Homework Master perk. Completes all homework in a tenth of the time needed without the perk, while still reinforcing just as much knowledge.

 

[Blackadder51]

Bring the shark-repellent - You are Batman

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

That Late Night Worker one sure sounds awesome...

But even better would be the Homework Master perk. Completes all homework in a tenth of the time needed without the perk, while still reinforcing just as much knowledge.

Sounds good, although being at uni i get far more coursework than homework.

 

[Srdjan]

Flower child definetly

 

[Georgie_Leech]

That Late Night Worker one sure sounds awesome...

But even better would be the Homework Master perk. Completes all homework in a tenth of the time needed without the perk, while still reinforcing just as much knowledge.

Sounds good, although being at uni i get far more coursework than homework.[/quote

That's what the Universal Student perk is for: Having advance notice of all work associated with post-secondary education.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

That Late Night Worker one sure sounds awesome...

But even better would be the Homework Master perk. Completes all homework in a tenth of the time needed without the perk, while still reinforcing just as much knowledge.

Sounds good, although being at uni i get far more coursework than homework.

That's what the Universal Student perk is for: Having advance notice of all work associated with post-secondary education.

I'm liking that then

 

[JesterRaiin]

"The Slayer walks the land".

 

[Kollega]

STFU and GTFO: someone annoys or threatens you? Now, with a mere glance and deadpan tone you can scare them into leaving!
STFU and GTFO Pro: group effect added! You can make gangs run away in fear, and even scare enormous mobs into breaking up if you can find a megaphone or something similar! Available after making 300 different people... well, STFU and GTFO.

Photographic Memory: forgetting important things after three minutes? Not any longer! This perk allows you to remember what you need to do for days - or even weeks!
Photographic Memory Pro: now with selective obliviousness! The perk allows you to forget things faster. This capability requires a lot of willpower. Available after remembering 1000 things on any level of complexity you need to do - and doing them.

Artistic Genius: your artistic skills, be it drawing, writing, sculpture, composition of music, tabletop game or videogame design, whatever - can be improved at 2x speed!
Artistic Genius Pro: in addition to being fast learner, your works will have 2x bonus to speed of their popularity's increase! Available after being known as a good artist to at least 10000 people.

Those three sound pretty decent to me, and not "extremely" overpowered, just simply overpowered.

 

[Xeros]

Unwavering Focus - The ability to stay focused on something for 8 hours, while remaining completely undistracted.

Unwavering Focus Pro - The ability to stay focused on something for any period of time, while remaining completely undistracted.

I would kill for this perk.

 

[Mozza444]

Insomniac - Never has to sleep.
Insomniac Pro - (After 50 nights of no sleep) Can now sleep if wanted, still it is not necessary.

Sportsman - Double the energy to do sports.
Sportsman Pro - (After playing 1 game of every main stream sport) Never, Fatigue.

These two perks then go on to make the third-

Hardcore - Can party all night long.
Hardcore Pro - (After 100 partys) Can get laid at every party they go to from now on.

 

[Kollega]

Bring the shark-repellent - You are Batman

OMG it's so OVARPOWARD and cheap! And not balanced for lean!

Very unfortunately, i've failed to come up with properties of "not balanced for lean" perk.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bring the shark-repellent - You are Batman

OMG it's so OVARPOWARD and cheap! And not balanced for lean!

Very unfortunately, i've failed to come up with properties of "not balanced for lean" perk.

Had to do it...
Sorry...

Lucky Bastard: You have the unique ability to bluff your way through situations and seem more intelligent than you actually are.

Lucky Bastard Pro: (Benefit from Lucky Bastard 1000 time... with bullet penetration... just for the lulz). Lady Luck is you mistress, whether it be with exams you barely studied for or because you have more stuff than you really deserve, Lady Luck is your *****. However, luck is a fickle mistress, if you decide not to rely on her, she will become offended and leave (the use of another perk will reset this perk and will have to be unlocked again.)

 

[Kollega]

Had to do it...
Sorry...

Spoiler: Not balanced for lean!

Dude, that's absolutely hilarious.