Has anyone ever actually found themself in a real-life scenario that was very reminiscent of what would happen in pornography? Roleplay doesn't count.
Real-life porn scenarios
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My friend said that in order to get a promotion from his boss he had to to screw her on the desk
He didn't really
'OP asks for sex stories, shares none'
It's a trap!
Anyway I once called round this plumber. Turned out she was a young woman with a very interesting interpretation on the traditional outfit of a plumber. As she was on her knees, checking out my pipes
<spoiler=Rest of story may be NSFW>I shouted down and asked if she wanted a cup of tea.
She didn't! :O
It's a trap!
Anyway I once called round this plumber. Turned out she was a young woman with a very interesting interpretation on the traditional outfit of a plumber. As she was on her knees, checking out my pipes
<spoiler=Rest of story may be NSFW>I shouted down and asked if she wanted a cup of tea.
She didn't! :O
When I was a butcher, a couple of women asked if they could play with my large sausage.
They didn't really
My teacher once kept me behind after my English lesson and she gave me a blowjob and we had rough sex.
This is 100% true.
No it's not.
I had been approached by a Teacher who had recently gone through a horrible divorce.
She called me to her office and said she needed someone to talk to.
I'm just a slightly above average student but me and my Teacher are good friends.
This happened in my 2nd year of college. I was 20 and she was 32 (also very pretty).
She actually requested me to hold/hug her for a bit and I took a slight advantage of the situation.
I kissed her full on the lips and she was all, "Hey! What are you doing?"
I apologized and then she did the same talking about how it was her fault with me being a hormonal teenager and all. Although she cheekily admitted to having enjoyed it. We talked some more, I gave her some comforting words and that was that. We have not spoken of the incident since. Though I do fantasize about her. As of today, I just finished my 3rd and final year
She called me to her office and said she needed someone to talk to.
I'm just a slightly above average student but me and my Teacher are good friends.
This happened in my 2nd year of college. I was 20 and she was 32 (also very pretty).
She actually requested me to hold/hug her for a bit and I took a slight advantage of the situation.
I kissed her full on the lips and she was all, "Hey! What are you doing?"
I apologized and then she did the same talking about how it was her fault with me being a hormonal teenager and all. Although she cheekily admitted to having enjoyed it. We talked some more, I gave her some comforting words and that was that. We have not spoken of the incident since. Though I do fantasize about her. As of today, I just finished my 3rd and final year
It's because no real-life porn scenarios have ever happened to me.TheBobmus said:
Yes, thank you for giving us a genuine story. (That's not sarcasm, btw)GangstaPony said:
I met a girl overseas at someone's birthday party.
We practically started engaging in foreplay in the middle of a crowded club. The club wasn't so crowded that nobody noticed what we were up to...
That same night we convinced the birthday girl to give us her apartment keys. We end up heading back to that apartment and about a few seconds after we lock the door behind us, the girl with me pounces on me and pins me to a nearby couch. She nearly ripped my shirt open and I had to hold her down for a second so I could spare my shirt a terrifying fate (I liked the shirt, okay?)
We ended up having wild, passionate sex in someone's bed. Not sure whose bed it was.
I didn't really care for the details of my specific location at the time.
I still think about that girl sometimes.
We practically started engaging in foreplay in the middle of a crowded club. The club wasn't so crowded that nobody noticed what we were up to...
That same night we convinced the birthday girl to give us her apartment keys. We end up heading back to that apartment and about a few seconds after we lock the door behind us, the girl with me pounces on me and pins me to a nearby couch. She nearly ripped my shirt open and I had to hold her down for a second so I could spare my shirt a terrifying fate (I liked the shirt, okay?)
We ended up having wild, passionate sex in someone's bed. Not sure whose bed it was.
I didn't really care for the details of my specific location at the time.
I still think about that girl sometimes.
Yes, thank you for giving us a genuine story. (That's not sarcasm, btw)[/quote]GangstaPony said:
Thank's a lot. Especially for believing me.
For obvious reasons I can't exactly freely share it with everyone.
Truth is stranger than fiction after all.
Captcha: you first. I agree. C'mon OP, give us your naughty, sexy story
My hot MILF neighbor asked if I could clean her pool for her. After I was finished and expected money, she proceeded to massage my junk with her mouth instead.
She didn't really
Sort of...however porn usually has to be some random girl you've just met, I don't think it counts if you've known her for 3 years and were going out with the other for 2. Also cocaine.
I don't know why this one made me laugh the loudest out of all of them, but it did so well doneTheBobmus said:
One time I ordered pizza but because I had no money I had a plan. I answered the door in my dressing gown and said "Oh no! I seem to have no money!" I gave him a flash of ankle and continued, "Will you accept any other way of payment?"
He winked and said
"Sorry love, I'm gay." Then he took the pizza and left :/
I should point out that didn't happen. I always pay for my Pizza online >.o I have considered it though... LOL
Honestly, I don't have one. I'm a 16-year-old virgin and the most I've gone with a girl is my drunken and unwanted grab at her breast which never went any further.GangstaPony said:
Hey man, show some respect! My story isn't about some some hot, horny, lonely MILF either.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
She needed a friend to confide in and the only reason I didn't get my ass kicked or expelled is because as I said, she knew me for 2 years and I am one of those innocent nerdy types not some college casanova. She was willing to overlook one unfortunate incident.
I guess she was lonely though. You know what, I will call her up and ask how she is because that is what friends do regardless of age difference. Plus, I respect her as a Teacher and all...