Reasons Why We Wont Die On The 21st

[Xzithelost]

First of all the futanari goddess Would not allow us to die because She loves each and every one of her children And With her one and only Son Still alive john carmack She can't afford to lose him and his ability to build and maintain the Server which is Life itself Because when john dies The command "Kill" Will be put into the server and All life will end But we do not need to worry Because the Futanari goddess's Husband The All mighty Trap Will not allow us to die out.

The futanari goddess Would only allow the furries to die if she was gonna kill The world the rest of us would be saved ALL HAIL THE FUTANARI GODDESS AND THE TRAP GOD AND OUR JESUS JOHN CARMACK "Falls to knees" "Prays"

Gather round everyone gather round Dear Futagoddess Please see us through our trial on this earth And please Trap lord Let the food court be ok. Amen

 

[Terminate421]

I'd say Gangnam style is what makes the world not die on the 21st. If one music video can bring 1/7th of the world together, that's a splinter of hope.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Easy:
The universe as such is very fond of irony, which is why the universe will not, as the narrative imperative would dictate, end on the 21st, but rather on the 22nd, during the festivities celebrating that we are all still alive.

 

[Able Seacat]

Because I'm busy that day so I'll have to reschedule, but some day world!!

 

[Kopikatsu]

We won't die 'cause people just like making doomsday predictions for some reason. I mean, the world will end eventually of natural causes, but why get all worked up before that point? It just seems- Wait, what was that about a Futanari Goddess?

 

[dalek sec]

*spit take* What was that about a futanari goddess?

OT: I really doubt it, and even if it does happen, what in gods name could you do to stop it? I know I've heard people saying they're stocking up or have bunkers to live through but honestly would you want to? To me I sum it up like this: Fallout 3 was a great game but I really don't want to live it for real. I'd rather cash out with everyone else then try to make it day by day in post-doomsday Memphis. That and the world can't end till "Fringe" finishes up it's final season, after that the world can crap out.

 

[Heronblade]

What, the fact that the whole 21st thing is based on a misunderstanding of the Mayan calender isn't enough? The 21st is simply the end of the 13th Bak'tun (long term unit of time, ~400 years) of the current age, and has little more significance than the year 2000 did for the calender we use.

If the Mayan's had insight into the future, they actually guarantee that the world does NOT end on the 21st. In fact, they "predicted" events occurring long after that point, for example, there's supposed to be some kind of reborn king popping up in the 4200's AD, astronomical events were plotted out up to the end of the 17th baktun, and the universe is apparently going to keep on rolling up to the Mayan date of 13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.13.0.0.0.0 (approximately 2.7 x 10^28 years from now), at which point it apparently gets "reborn".

 

[Quaxar]

What, the fact that the whole 21st thing is based on a misunderstanding of the Mayan calender isn't enough? The 21st is simply the end of the 13th Bak'tun (long term unit of time, ~400 years) of the current age, and has little more significance than the year 2000 did for the calender we use.

Apparently the last creation lasted 13 bak'tun and that somehow got interpreted badly.
Also see: <youtube=KjKUqQ2uSzg>

And I'm so sick of the whole thing. Plus I didn't understand a word OP said.

 

[Vegosiux]

The futanari goddess Would only allow the furries to die if she was gonna kill The world the rest of us would be saved ALL HAIL THE FUTANARI GODDESS AND THE TRAP GOD AND OUR JESUS JOHN CARMACK "Falls to knees" "Prays"

Um, okay, but, you do realize that futanari =/= furry, right?

Now without further ado, I shall leave here and go make plans for 22nd.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I... Normally I'd make an obscene rant here that would essentially be a collection of dick jokes, but as that has already been done I may have to be a bit more creative.

So, if I remember correctly, what brings about the Mayan apocalypse is an epic 2v2 hoops match to the death. Now the typical guys playing to end the world for the Mayans are those twin brothers guys that are like their main dudes (I think that they are either dragons or aliens, so for the purposes of this rant, they are both). This time, fighting to protect humanity, but most importantly Christmas, is Jesus and Santa Claus. Now the reason that the world will most assuredly not end is quite simple, dragons do not have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot shoot hoops. Also their alien telekenisis counts as traveling. As for Jesus and Santa, they've been gearing up for years, and they would never let us down after all the training they've been going through for the past millennium (the alien dragon twins on the other hand have been busy protecting important loot in dungeons and making pointless appearances in Indiana Jones movies). After they win this game of cosmic hoops, they will kill the twin dragon aliens and stuff every stocking in the world with pieces of their corpses, giving the whole of humanity the real gift that keeps on giving, dragon gizzards and alien genitals.

 

[Keoul]

The futanari goddess Would only allow the furries to die if she was gonna kill The world the rest of us would be saved ALL HAIL THE FUTANARI GODDESS AND THE TRAP GOD AND OUR JESUS JOHN CARMACK "Falls to knees" "Prays"

Um, okay, but, you do realize that futanari =/= furry, right?

Now without further ado, I shall leave here and go make plans for 22nd.

Yes, futanari does not equate to furry, that's what he implied, that the "futanari goddess" is not fond of furries.... what are you getting at here?

You're original post aside... why can't we just plan for both and just see what happens? keep your schedules in case nothing happens and get a survival kit or something ready in case it's an apocalypse that doesn't kill everything. If it happens then you're ready if not then you have a cool camping kit, everybody wins!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Because I've got an appointment to get drunk on the 22nd and dammit all! I am not going to miss it!

 

[TimeLord]

I'd say Gangnam style is what makes the world not die on the 21st. If one music video can bring 1/7th of the world together, that's a splinter of hope.

Well at this rate the official video may hit 1 billion views around the 21st. That would be a great way to celebrate us not dying!

 

[SinisterGehe]

The world wont end because Mayan's calendar is very inaccurate because it was based on stars, sun and the moon - and their relative positions. Issue is that the skies they saw during night are different to what they are now. Earth, Planets, solar system and our galaxy rotates and moves slightly around making anything predicted from sky null after ~150-200 years.

Also maybe they didn't make a new calendar because, they happened to be killed by collection of aliens from the direction of rising sun.

I wish world would end, but it wont.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Because I've got an appointment to get drunk on the 22nd and dammit all! I am not going to miss it!

This guy here is bang on. I have a party to attend to on the 21st and I will not have the apocalypse ruin that fact

 

[woodsymoments]

The world wont end because Mayan's calendar is very inaccurate because it was based on stars, sun and the moon - and their relative positions. Issue is that the skies they saw during night are different to what they are now. Earth, Planets, solar system and our galaxy rotates and moves slightly around making anything predicted from sky null after ~150-200 years.

Also maybe they didn't make a new calendar because, they happened to be killed by collection of aliens from the direction of rising sun.

I wish world would end, but it wont.

And the Mayans didn't account for leap years either so the world should have already ended

 

[SinisterGehe]

The world wont end because Mayan's calendar is very inaccurate because it was based on stars, sun and the moon - and their relative positions. Issue is that the skies they saw during night are different to what they are now. Earth, Planets, solar system and our galaxy rotates and moves slightly around making anything predicted from sky null after ~150-200 years.

Also maybe they didn't make a new calendar because, they happened to be killed by collection of aliens from the direction of rising sun.

I wish world would end, but it wont.

And the Mayans didn't account for leap years either so the world should have already ended

Doesn't that go with Earth rotating.
Also the rotation of earth has slightly slowed down since their times, not much. But enough to add a second every 100 or some years... If I recall right. Also Moon has moved further away from Earth.

Also how could they predict the end of the earth but not foresee the aliens of east coming to rape/burn/kill/maim/pillage/slave/destroy their whole society.

 

[woodsymoments]

The world wont end because Mayan's calendar is very inaccurate because it was based on stars, sun and the moon - and their relative positions. Issue is that the skies they saw during night are different to what they are now. Earth, Planets, solar system and our galaxy rotates and moves slightly around making anything predicted from sky null after ~150-200 years.

Also maybe they didn't make a new calendar because, they happened to be killed by collection of aliens from the direction of rising sun.

I wish world would end, but it wont.

And the Mayans didn't account for leap years either so the world should have already ended

Doesn't that go with Earth rotating.
Also the rotation of earth has slightly slowed down since their times, not much. But enough to add a second every 100 or some years... If I recall right. Also Moon has moved further away from Earth.

Also how could they predict the end of the earth but not foresee the aliens of east coming to rape/burn/kill/maim/pillage/slave/destroy their whole society.

They did notice them but i read somewhere that th preist were like these heathens wont reach ur cities our gods will protect us and we can all imagne what happened next.
And you are correct about the moon and earth rotaton part.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

1) The hell did I just read OP?

2) I there a specfic time on the 21st that the world ends? Becuase I'm in the NZ DST timezone and will experience friday before most of you.