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thedelightfulme

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Ok, so yesterday my brother's girlfriend gave birth to a girl (little tiny one called summer)
This tallies my nieces up to 3, and my nephew is stuck at one.

So i ask this question, What makes someone the coolest uncle?
 

HateDread

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Playing video games with them when they're older, taking them shooting, giving them candy. All these sorta things. As long as it's forbidden, do it! Chop to it, son!
 

thedelightfulme

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Well...i do make sure they get a little spoilt. hmm...well..they seem happy when i see them so i must be a cool uncle! ^_^
 

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thedelightfulme said:
Well...i do make sure they get a little spoilt. hmm...well..they seem happy when i see them so i must be a cool uncle! ^_^
I cannot stress taking them shooting enough. It just strikes me as something an uncle would do. Unless you're not in America, which is probably even better for their well-being.

I kid, I kid. Don't point that army at me! :p
 

thedelightfulme

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Im English in England. You neednt worry.
And shooting...maybe ONE day. But thats my dad's thing. he likes shooting. I've never been, so, for me, Paintballing, go-karting, laser quaser, Theme parks and sweet shops.
Does that pass as cool?
 

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thedelightfulme said:
Im English in England. You neednt worry.
And shooting...maybe ONE day. But thats my dad's thing. he likes shooting. I've never been, so, for me, Paintballing, go-karting, laser quaser, Theme parks and sweet shops.
Does that pass as cool?
Can you adopt me? Eg- yes, that makes you sound very cool. Lucky them, eh?
 

thedelightfulme

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HateDread said:
thedelightfulme said:
Im English in England. You neednt worry.
And shooting...maybe ONE day. But thats my dad's thing. he likes shooting. I've never been, so, for me, Paintballing, go-karting, laser quaser, Theme parks and sweet shops.
Does that pass as cool?
Can you adopt me? Eg- yes, that makes you sound very cool. Lucky them, eh?
*adopts*

You are mine.

I shall keep you, love you and pet you and call you GEORGE. ^_^
 

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wear sunglasses even inside the house and teach them magic tricks?

i have no idea XD i only had 2 uncles, on died when i was little :( and i never saw the other one because he lived far away

yeah just spoil 'em...
 

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Give them money whenever you see them.
When theyre older (around 14 or so) and if theres a bar, sneak them a drink at special occasaions (weddings/birthdays stuff like that).
Again when theyre older, give them a joint.

Just act like a really cool older brother.
 

HateDread

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thedelightfulme said:
HateDread said:
thedelightfulme said:
Im English in England. You neednt worry.
And shooting...maybe ONE day. But thats my dad's thing. he likes shooting. I've never been, so, for me, Paintballing, go-karting, laser quaser, Theme parks and sweet shops.
Does that pass as cool?
Can you adopt me? Eg- yes, that makes you sound very cool. Lucky them, eh?
*adopts*

You are mine.

I shall keep you, love you and pet you and call you GEORGE. ^_^
Awwwh! <3

Thankyou, Dwaddy. Let's go shootwing, pwease Dwaddy?
 
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Every year, think about what's cool for kids a few years older than them, and show it to them.

HateDread said:
Thankyou, Dwaddy. Let's go shootwing, pwease Dwaddy?
Shootwing sounds like some kind of crazy Japanese Star Fox/Pilot Wings hybrid.

I like it.
 

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Fraser.J.A said:
Every year, think about what's cool for kids a few years older than them, and show it to them.

HateDread said:
Thankyou, Dwaddy. Let's go shootwing, pwease Dwaddy?
Shootwing sounds like some kind of crazy Japanese Star Fox/Pilot Wings hybrid.

I like it.
Oh my gawd, you're right! To the patent office I gooo!
 

Donbett1974

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Talk to them about the things they should know about the opposite sex that their parent will lie and/or won't talk about.
 

thedelightfulme

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Donbett1974 said:
Talk to them about the things they should know about the opposite sex that their parent will lie and/or won't talk about.
I could give my nephew porn for his 13th birthday...lol
Or when i babysit let them stay up late and watch 18's and stuff. I think i can get this in the bag...
 

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put a chair in the corner of his room and sit there all night while he sleeps... just watching him... drooling...

My uncle did that a lot and he was cool