REPORT: Leaked Document Reveals Police Plan to Kill African-Americans

[PsychicTaco115]

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A leaked document from the NYC Police Department revealed that police stations nationwide have been working together in order to commit a genocide against African-Americans.

"Ever since the Civil Rights Movement, these damn darkies have had just 'too' much freedom. We want to have equality but only in spirit, not in practice. As a wise man once said, all people are equal but some people are more equal than others. I'm not racist, I have some very well-spoken black friends" said NYC Patrolmen's Benevolent Association president Pat Lynch, professional husher-upper and ironically named source.

Lynch also further discussed this deep systematic issue with all the respect he thought it deserved, which in this case, was none.

"I still say that this whole thing is being blown out of proportion. So we shot a few thugs, who cares? If those officers hadn't shot them, they would have been shot by gangsters with their pants all the way on the ground or die in other ways. If anything, we should be commended for the job we do! I'd like to see any other civilian pull in as many minority deaths as we do. It's not easy to be this good at slaughtering people but we manage."

"You think it's easy to run a conspiracy like this? Planting the evidence, suppressing protests, making sure that people don't look TOO deeply into the case, it's a lot! This leak actually helps us because we don't have to hide it anymore. People will ***** and moan, some protests and a cop or two may be fired but other than that, nothing will change. It's all surface change and I'm ok with this. As long as I get to use them for target practice, all is right with the world" said Lynch.

Spoiler: Not Funny Rant Incoming

When I first heard this story, I felt something I hadn't felt in a long time. A mixture of anger, disgust, sadness and every other feeling on a Tumblr post. How many times have we heard this narrative in the past year? An African-American male is shot by a white police officer for "acting threatening." This shit needs to fucking stop and it should have been fucking earlier than this.

I want to issue this message to all police stations out there:

Stop. Shooting. Black. People.

The police need to reform. Something needs to change so that these "incidents" stop. Yeah, I know, a white college guy is saying stuff on the Internet about it and it won't change anything. Still, awareness is needed and I dunno, hopefully things will change in the future for the better. I hope that's the realist in me saying that and not the idealist.

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[Queen Michael]

"Also," Lynch continued, "there are a lot of flag-burners that have got too much freedom. I want to make it legal for policemen to beat' em."

 

[Thaluikhain]

As an aside, in some parts of the US, the police can charge protestors with "lynching".

 

[sky14kemea]

There's making funny fake threads and then there's just blatantly pointing out what seems to be actually true.

Careful Taco..... They might target you next if you reveal too much.

 

[Thaluikhain]

There's making funny fake threads and then there's just blatantly pointing out what seems to be actually true.

Yeah, satire can be awkward like that. Have to hit close to home, but not too close to home.

EDIT: Oh, is this about the recent case where supposedly the guy and the cop were wrestling over a taser and the cop had to shoot him, only someone caught the thing on video, and the cop shot him several times in the back while he was running away and then put the taser by the body?

Cause, yeah, getting a lil blatant there.

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

I for one think that police - of all people - should treat all people equally.

I've been advocating that police should be shooting ALL people!

Black, white, Asian, some kind of gypsy woman should be all shot - and that is what the American equality is all about.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I for one think that police - of all people - should treat all people equally.

I've been advocating that police should be shooting ALL people!

Black, white, Asian, some kind of gypsy woman should be all shot - and that is what the American equality is all about.

Not a bad idea. Then that "All lives matter" thing wouldn't be so embarrassing.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Calling them African Americans is kind of offensive, no? Most of the black people in my area come from Jamacia and Haiti.

 

[C14N]

Calling them African Americans is kind of offensive, no? Most of the black people in my area come from Jamacia and Haiti.

How do you think they wound up in Jamaica or Haiti? They all still came from Africa at some point, usually against their will.

 

[nepheleim]

The South Carolina cop was arrested, charged at the state level for murder, and in a couple weeks, we'll see him charged with federal crimes related to official oppression too.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Calling them African Americans is kind of offensive, no? Most of the black people in my area come from Jamacia and Haiti.

How do you think they wound up in Jamaica or Haiti? They all still came from Africa at some point, usually against their will.

If that's the metric you're using, then everyone in the US is African-American because humanity began in Africa.

 

[Ryotknife]

I for one think that police - of all people - should treat all people equally.

I've been advocating that police should be shooting ALL people!

Black, white, Asian, some kind of gypsy woman should be all shot - and that is what the American equality is all about.

they already do shoot everyone. More white people are killed by police than black people, black people are just more likely to be shot.

 

[happyninja42]

Calling them African Americans is kind of offensive, no? Most of the black people in my area come from Jamacia and Haiti.

There's not really any good answer to this. If you try and just call them "black", some people get offended at the word. If you try and use African-American, others point out the thing you did that "we're not all from Africa!". I've heard some people are trying to bring back "Negro" as an "inoffensive" new term, free of the taint of Black and African-American, but of course, that caused a firestorm itself. Bottom line, no matter what term you use for just about any ethnic group out there, it's going to offend a percentage of them.

Though that does bring up a curiosity I've always had about other countries. Obviously, living outside the US, using the phrase African-American doesn't make sense. So what generic term is used for blacks who are outside the US, but you don't know their specific nationality?

 

[C14N]

If that's the metric you're using, then everyone in the US is African-American because humanity began in Africa.

Except you're looking at people who came from Africa tens of thousands of years apart. Even the descendants of the earliest slaves have had lineage in the Americas 500 years at most and for the majority of that time, in the majority of the countries, they weren't considered citizens like everyone else. The white people from Europe are mostly descended from ones who left Africa tens of thousands of years ago.

 

[C14N]

There's not really any good answer to this. If you try and just call them "black", some people get offended at the word. If you try and use African-American, others point out the thing you did that "we're not all from Africa!". I've heard some people are trying to bring back "Negro" as an "inoffensive" new term, free of the taint of Black and African-American, but of course, that caused a firestorm itself. Bottom line, no matter what term you use for just about any ethnic group out there, it's going to offend a percentage of them.

Though that does bring up a curiosity I've always had about other countries. Obviously, living outside the US, using the phrase African-American doesn't make sense. So what generic term is used for blacks who are outside the US, but you don't know their specific nationality?

I have never, in my life, heard someone genuinely take offense at calling black people "black". Neither have I heard anyone take offense at "African American" assuming the black person is in America (they would probably get annoyed if they were just African or if they were a black person from France or England).

 

[Thaluikhain]

I have never, in my life, heard someone genuinely take offense at calling black people "black". Neither have I heard anyone take offense at "African American" assuming the black person is in America (they would probably get annoyed if they were just African or if they were a black person from France or England).

Yeah, second that. There's this strange fear that the PC police are going to get people if they say the wrong thing, but really, it's not much of a problem. Also, it's sorta ironic given what prompted this thread.

 

[happyninja42]

There's not really any good answer to this. If you try and just call them "black", some people get offended at the word. If you try and use African-American, others point out the thing you did that "we're not all from Africa!". I've heard some people are trying to bring back "Negro" as an "inoffensive" new term, free of the taint of Black and African-American, but of course, that caused a firestorm itself. Bottom line, no matter what term you use for just about any ethnic group out there, it's going to offend a percentage of them.

Though that does bring up a curiosity I've always had about other countries. Obviously, living outside the US, using the phrase African-American doesn't make sense. So what generic term is used for blacks who are outside the US, but you don't know their specific nationality?

I have never, in my life, heard someone genuinely take offense at calling black people "black". Neither have I heard anyone take offense at "African American" assuming the black person is in America (they would probably get annoyed if they were just African or if they were a black person from France or England).

*shrugs* I've heard it mentioned before. It's not a lot, but it's out there. Like I said, you're likely to annoy somebody no matter what phrase you use.

 

[inmunitas]

There's not really any good answer to this. If you try and just call them "black", some people get offended at the word. If you try and use African-American, others point out the thing you did that "we're not all from Africa!". I've heard some people are trying to bring back "Negro" as an "inoffensive" new term, free of the taint of Black and African-American, but of course, that caused a firestorm itself. Bottom line, no matter what term you use for just about any ethnic group out there, it's going to offend a percentage of them.

Though that does bring up a curiosity I've always had about other countries. Obviously, living outside the US, using the phrase African-American doesn't make sense. So what generic term is used for blacks who are outside the US, but you don't know their specific nationality?

I have never, in my life, heard someone genuinely take offense at calling black people "black". Neither have I heard anyone take offense at "African American" assuming the black person is in America (they would probably get annoyed if they were just African or if they were a black person from France or England).

Odd that you rarely hear people call the white population "European-American", given that the majority of the population of North America are not native.

 

[Euryalus]

There's not really any good answer to this. If you try and just call them "black", some people get offended at the word. If you try and use African-American, others point out the thing you did that "we're not all from Africa!". I've heard some people are trying to bring back "Negro" as an "inoffensive" new term, free of the taint of Black and African-American, but of course, that caused a firestorm itself. Bottom line, no matter what term you use for just about any ethnic group out there, it's going to offend a percentage of them.

Though that does bring up a curiosity I've always had about other countries. Obviously, living outside the US, using the phrase African-American doesn't make sense. So what generic term is used for blacks who are outside the US, but you don't know their specific nationality?

I have never, in my life, heard someone genuinely take offense at calling black people "black". Neither have I heard anyone take offense at "African American" assuming the black person is in America (they would probably get annoyed if they were just African or if they were a black person from France or England).

Odd that you rarely hear people call the white population "European-American", given that the majority of the population of North America are not native.

You do hear it. Just with nationality instead of continental terms. Why do you think Americans always say I'm Irish, or German, or Dutch? Same thing, the American part is left off because we're almost universally talking to another American who already know we're both Yankees, so we get to the "important" part right away.

What's weird isn't that we pull of the American part off of Irish American or German American, but that we don't for African American and also don't use African nationalities as much... Well it's not too weird. It's pretty clear historically, but the schema isn't ridiculous entirely.

In an immigrant nation like the US any national identity that ignores where your ancestors lived were born before they "fell off the boat" onto US soil would be incomplete.

 

[White Lightning]

Normally I'm defending cops on this kinda stuff, but this time it's pretty clear that the cop was in the wrong.