Rhyming is Fun!

[Larenxis]

You know when someone randomly rhymes, and it's awesome? I'm here to take out the random!

I'll post a sentence, the next person will post a rhyming sentence as well as a new one. They should be about nine syllables long, but you can add a hyphen or something to represent a pause if you only want eight. Also, do not end your sentence with 'orange' or 'purple' or anything that cruel. I'll start off with an easy one.

I can not wait to see the next post,

 

[GenHellspawn]

Because i must find you who ate my pork roast.

Sooner or later, my arms will fall off

 

[Melty Blood]

But not before you clear up that cough.

It's seems everyone's gone all rhymey.

 

[ChrisP.Lettuce]

I joined at the wrong timey.

My crust is thin, my crust is smooth

 

[cavicchia]

but its aroma can soothe

like apple pie at noon

 

[Spleenbag]

that's eaten by a baboon.

Nothing's brighter than the moon,

 

[Melty Blood]

Not even pistols at high noon

Boy this cake is quite delicious.

 

[GenHellspawn]

The cake that you speak of is highly fictitious.

Tensions were high, I fell off a cliff

 

[Melty Blood]

As you can tell, I was a little miffed

Were you sent here by the devil?

 

[SubtleMockery]

No my friend, I'm on the level.

The ring came off my pudding can....

 

[TSED]

Now I feel like less of a man.

Oh how I long for that sweet tapioca...

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

To squirt it around with a Supa Soaka...
G-man is everywhere, no denying...

 

[-Javelin-]

But it's his ass that'll end up frying
With a side order of waffles...

 

[cavicchia]

dont forget the apples
and boy do i hate the eagles

 

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

listening to their music should be illegal
and the penalty should be death

 

[Hey Joe]

Or a trip on meth
I am Jesus, I am Abraham

 

[-Javelin-]

Hey jesus, pass me the spam
i just cant get enough...

 

[ShadeOfRed]

There's a shortage, you're gonna have it rough.
Has anyone seen my Wacom pen?

 

[roo18]

No, it must have wandered off again
Damn the blighter with it's tiny pen legs

 

[Melty Blood]

I'm probably drunk, who wants a keg?

Sipping tea without a care.